The TSA is advertising for airport security personnel on pizza boxes now:


I feel safer already.

I think this is how Napolitano ended up getting her job. No more delivering pizzas for Janet!


4 Responses to “Join the Transportation Security Agency Team and Grab a Pizza the Action!”

  1. Mark1957 on July 12th, 2010 3:02 pm

    What is next, IRS jobs on condom wrappers?

  2. Doug on July 12th, 2010 5:24 pm

    The SEC obviously got a good response to the employment ads they placed on all the porn sites.

  3. nannykins on July 12th, 2010 7:28 pm

    I wonder how come the ad on the pizza box is in English? And where is the disclaimer that says white, Christian, Tea Party members, who support the troops and our Constitution are NOT welcome to apply? Or the declaration of Nappy "The system worked!" Someone in TSA is in big trouble for the wording of that ad!!!

  4. Joe Redfield on July 12th, 2010 10:35 pm

    Next up – the Help Wanted ads in 'Al Qaida, The Magazine'.