Al Gore III, or “Kid Blanco” as he’s known in the corporate boxing world, is set to fight “The Carnivore” tonight.

As we know, carnivores cause global warming, so Al’s hoping for a quick knockout:

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Gore III’s boxing name should have been “The Second Chakra,” but we can’t have everything, I guess.

Who will win the fight? I don’t discount anybody who can get a Prius up to 100 miles per hour. Additionally, Gore III learned a mean “rope a dope” technique by watching his father peddle carbon credits to the gullible.

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3 Responses to “Kid Blanco: Al Gore’s Son Enters Boxing Ring Tonight”

  1. Michelle on July 20th, 2010 11:27 am

    I am expecting that all of the really smart, elite media people will be all over this news soon. Especially since the 27 year old, in trouble with the police more than once, son of a former vice president is involved in something tawdry and possibly embarrassing to his parents. Also, the Kid Blanco name is racist or something since it implies that white (blanco) people are superior or something like that.

  2. Clu Seatoe on July 20th, 2010 12:16 pm

    At least we can thank all that is for the fact that he isn't following in his dad's footsteps. Although he's still a youngster, there's still hope that the Gore name dies in politics with his dad.

  3. Rick on July 20th, 2010 1:56 pm

    Trusting our life savings to these punch drunk Mike Tyson wannabes is less risky than with their bosses,the real pulukas.

    This exercise will no doubt make AG3 a better rich kid.Of course,joining the military is out of the question.

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