Al Gore III, or “Kid Blanco” as he’s known in the corporate boxing world, is set to fight “The Carnivore” tonight.
As we know, carnivores cause global warming, so Al’s hoping for a quick knockout:
Gore III’s boxing name should have been “The Second Chakra,” but we can’t have everything, I guess.
Who will win the fight? I don’t discount anybody who can get a Prius up to 100 miles per hour. Additionally, Gore III learned a mean “rope a dope” technique by watching his father peddle carbon credits to the gullible.