Warning: Don’t read this story if you just ate lunch:

Former Vice President Al Gore has been hit by new allegations of sexual assault. This time, it’s two more massage therapists bringing the charges.

The former VP is already in hot water, fighting abuse claims in Portland, where another masseuse said Gore groped her in ’06 and asked her to perform a “chakra release” (massage-speak for “hand job”.) He denies everything.

The new allegations are said to have taken place at two hotels – one in Beverly Hills in 2007, when Gore was in Hollywood for the Oscars, the other in Tokyo in 2008.

A source from the luxury hotel in Beverly Hills told The Enquirer: “The therapist claimed that when they were alone, Gore shrugged off a towel and stood naked in front of her.” He then propositioned her for a sexual act, according to The Enquirer.

I’m guessing Al’s having trouble getting hotel masseuses to his room these days.

New t-shirt idea:



2 Responses to “Two More Massage Therapists Accuse Al Gore of Trying to Warm Their Globes”

  1. Joe Redfield on July 21st, 2010 4:22 pm

    You'd think there are enough green groupies around willing to do a little grip 'n' grope with St. Albert for free that he needn't hit on massage therapists…but you'd be wrong. Apparently there are some things that even hippies won't touch.

  2. Joyanna Adams on July 21st, 2010 7:46 pm

    Al…saving the earth all by himself…He should go on The View, and drop his towel, …which would scare many a women off sex for at LEAST a day…therefore diminishing the population and worries of future planet greenhouse gases by a few million unfertilized eggs…depending on the day of the week.

    I'd say throw Bill Clinton in that scenario too…let's go for it!

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.