Sheriff Joe was interviewed on the Today Show and talked about “the Bush recession” (political branding at its most desperate).

Biden reassured everyone that some of the reasons the economy is so lousy in the first place are standing by to make sure that nobody goes without:

VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: “My message is keep the faith. We are moving in the right direction. We are not going to let you go without food or basic services. That will not happen in this country and our administration.”

I feel comforted already. “We’re not gonna let you die, man… just focus on me, focus on me… we’re not gonna let you die… just don’t let go of my hand, pal…”

In addition to making sure we don’t die as a result of their incompetence, Biden also promised to personally balance and rotate America’s tires, make its breakfast, wash and walk its dog, and teach its kids the three Rs (redistributin’, redistributin’ and redistributin’).

Earlier, President Obama offered up one unemployed woman’s sad tale as a reason unemployment benefits should be extended indefinitely. Call me heartless, but this didn’t convince me.


2 Responses to “Joe Biden: I Will Personally Change Your Diaper, America!”

  1. Justine on July 29th, 2010 6:31 pm

    To me, the most outrageous thing about the Leslie Macko story is not that she was convicted of fraud and is now on Pres. Obama's Let's Be Victims, America! Tour, but this quote: "Because she’s eligible for only a few more weeks of unemployment, she’s doing what she never thought she’d have to do. Not at this point, anyway. She’s turning to her father for financial support,” Obama said in his speech. Um, isn't that what families (and friends and churches) are for? How in the world could it possibly be LESS humiliating to turn to Big Daddy Government handouts (and 99 weeks of unemployment is waaaay past the "I paid into it, and now I'm getting it back" stage of insurance and well into the realm of welfare) in your time of need than your own father? Good Lord, what have we come to in this country? It's downright embarrassing.

  2. Nanny on July 30th, 2010 12:24 am

    Zero is promoting just what he wants – the big government tit! Suck until you can't suck anymore!

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