President Obama is on his whirlwind 25-hour “save the Gulf” vacation, and it must be windy down there because they had to break out the trusty teleprompter anchors:


I’m told that the teleprompters are both ashamed of Obama’s position on the Ground Zero mosque and they’re being tied down to keep them from running away, but I’m at least 30% sure that’s just a conspiracy theory.


One Response to “Obama’s Teleprompters, Unlike the Economy He’s Sabotaging, Will Never Fall”

  1. SignPainterGuy on August 14th, 2010 8:35 pm

    I`m convinced it IS a conspirocy between the two telepromptors, a.k.a. TOTUS. As I recall they realized sometime last year , they could put up any ol` kind of goofy statement and Odumbo would read it off verbatim; without regard for how stupid it made him sound or perhaps not knowing he needed no outside assistance. El Rushbo first brought it to my attention that TOTUS was secretly laughing themselves silly and were having such a good time of it , they set up their own website. I just checked and it`s still up, so , Doug, if you like , you can feel safe in upping you surity rating to at least 90%.

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