Come Again? Swedish Court Denies Church Status to Orgasm Worshippers

There’s been lots of talk about religious freedom lately, and Sweden is the latest to have a controversy.

This is proof-positive that Swedish courts don’t know jack:

Sweden’s highest court has refused to hear a last-ditch plea by the Madonna of the Orgasm church to be recognized.

The church, in Lövestad in southern Sweden, has been fighting a lengthy battle to be registered as a faith community in Sweden, but Sweden’s Supreme Administrative Court (Regeringsrätten) said there were no grounds to appeal a Court of Appeal decision to reject the application.

The church’s Spanish founder and self-appointed cardinal, Carlos Bebeacua, has said that he believes that the orgasm is God and should be worshipped.

That’s one collection plate I ain’t touchin’.