There’s an article in the San Francisco Chronicle about a Haight-Ashbury McDonalds that got rid of its dollar menu, and as a result the homeless people who hang around there can’t afford the price increase.

Below is a photo from the article. Not to be crass, but your “need food” sign will be a lot more believable if you scale in at less than a deuce-and-a-quarter.

If she could get up those steps I’ll bet she could even get a job there — heaven forbid.

That girl doesn’t need McDonalds — she needs Michelle Obama to grab her and say “Let’s move!”