Meghan McCain is out pitching her new book entitled “No, Like I’m Totally Serious You Guys!” — or something like that.
In “No, Like I’m Totally Serious You Guys,” McCain demonstrates the abject cluelessness that can only be found in someone who has become utterly disoriented by trying to convincingly pull off the “I’m not a Democrat, I’m just a conservative telling Republicans they need to be more liberal” persona:
Meghan McCain, the daughter of John McCain, is taking shots at Sarah Palin. In her new book, “Dirty Sexy Politics,” Meghan McCain portrays conflicted feelings about Sarah Palin. Meghan also reveals that she called Palin “the Time Bomb.” Meghan McCain went as far as saying that Sarah Palin brought drama, stress and uncertainty to her father’s failed bid for the presidency in 2008.
She also brought in a boatload of votes your dad wouldn’t have otherwise gotten, dipweed — mine included.
Meghan advises Republicans to be more moderate and work with the other side instead of against the other side if they’re going to win elections in the future — which is of course the definition of her father’s political career, and he got his ass handed to him in 2008 — but not as much ass as if Sarah Palin hadn’t been on the ticket with him (yeah, I know that didn’t sound right but I’m not changing a thing).
Your 15 minutes as a political advisor are up, Meghan. Next!