Shocker of the Day: Outgoing ABC News President is Pals With Obama and Holder

“Hey, thanks for kissin’ my ass so much — Chapstick?”

David Westin’s buddies President Obama and US Attorney General Eric Holder called yesterday to wish him well in his post-ABC life.

ABC News spent a couple of years in the tank for Obama, so it’s only fitting that Obama tossed Westin a towel when he got out. Who knows — Westin might be the next “Media Czar” before you know it.

Do you think President Obama will call Roger Ailes to wish him well when he retires?