The “stimulus” sham has been measured with virtually unquantifiable terms, including “jobs created,” “jobs saved” and the oh-so-hopey-changey “lives touched” — now Team Obama can add another category: johnsons touched:

(CNSNews.com) – The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH), a division of the National Institutes of Health (NIH), spent $823,200 of economic stimulus funds in 2009 on a study by a UCLA research team to teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals after having sex.

The genitalia-washing program is part of a larger $12-million UCLA study examining how to better encourage Africans to undergo voluntary HIV testing and counseling – however, only the penis-washing study received money from the 2009 economic stimulus law. The washing portion of the study is set to end in 2011.

Moonbattery has a sign for this very important project:

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A Northwestern University professor received $700,000 in “stimulus” funds to develop a computer software that tells jokes — which is simply more redundant waste. The joke is the stimulus.

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8 Responses to “‘Stimulus’ Funds Spent to Teach African Men How to Wash Their Giggle Sticks”

  1. nannykins on September 15th, 2010 12:37 pm

    I wonder if Chrissy Matthews was the model for this program. Those thrills up the leg can get messy sometimes.

  2. Fuzzlenutter on September 15th, 2010 1:16 pm

    That's exactly like teaching Obama how to wash his face…

  3. SignPainterGuy on September 15th, 2010 7:45 pm

    Great wordplay throughout Doug, and yes, the stimulus is "a joke"-ON US !!!

    The sign photoshopping is good but, IMHO, should have incl. the "Screwed" version of the wreckovery.com logo !

    While the "idea" behind this program is absolutely laudable (God was correct in his command to the Jews), it galls me that WE have to be the ones AGAIN doing all the "teaching" AND the "funding" !!! Why can`t their own damn governments do it ??!! Where`s the "oh so wonderful" Useless Nations ??!! Oh, what was I thinking ? They`re in line for a "wash job" ! ;-)

  4. OK_Loyalist on September 15th, 2010 9:07 pm

    LOL,

    That made my day!

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