**Disclaimer: Survey based on phone calls to caucasians residing below the Mason-Dixon line between the ages of 80 and 90 who once held the job of US president and are named “Jimmy”:

BRIAN WILLIAMS: The last photo of you with your– fellow former presidents, you were well off to the side on the right. And I thought to myself, well, there’s– there’s a possible metaphor. What is it– about you, you think, the way you’ve– decided to conduct your life and post-presidency? Do you feel listened to? Do you feel– that you receive your due? Or do you feel, in fact, apart from the crowd?

JIMMY CARTER: No. I– I feel that my role as a former president is probably superior to that of other presidents. Primarily because of the activism and the– and the injection of working at the Carter Center and in international affairs, and to some degree, domestic affairs, on energy conservation, on — on environment, and things of that kind. We’re right in the midst of the — of the constant daily debate.

As of now, in a way, I can’t disagree. Compared to his performance in office, the country is much better served by having Jimmy as an ex-president. However, I expect Carter to lose his “best ex-president” crown just as soon as Barack Obama becomes an ex-president.

Too bad Yassir Arafat’s dead — that would have made two votes for Carter. Somebody call Castro and get Jimmy some backup!


4 Responses to “**Survey: Jimmy Carter Voted Most Superior Ex President”

  1. Joe Redfield on September 21st, 2010 4:40 pm

    He's certainly a superior political zombie; is the pathetic old goober ever going to shut up?

  2. SignPainterGuy on September 21st, 2010 6:15 pm

    Get real man , a mouth that size doesn`t shut up until some time well after it has aquired room temperature !!!

  3. SignPainterGuy on September 21st, 2010 6:27 pm

    Mr Peanut has been such a disappointment, trying so hard to be significant, relevent and helpful. He`s been that "friend" who negates any need for "enemies" !

  4. innanutshel on September 21st, 2010 8:28 pm

    To paraphrase Margaret Thatcher: Being [important] is like being a lady. If you have to tell someone you are, you aren't.

    Actually, Jimmuh has provided an invaluable service in the present depressing "malaise" overwhelming the nation – a few hardy belly laughs! Thank you for your service, sir!

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