Everything Obama and the Democrats have done has failed epic-style, so now the president is prepping to blame the suckers who voted for Hope & Change the first time for not being properly motivated to be suckers yet again:

WASHINGTON – Admonishing his own party, President Barack Obama says it would be “inexcusable” and “irresponsible” for unenthusiastic Democratic voters to sit out the midterm elections, warning that the consequences could be a squandered agenda for years.

“People need to shake off this lethargy. People need to buck up,” Obama told Rolling Stone in an interview to be published Friday. The president told Democrats that making change happen is hard and “if people now want to take their ball and go home, that tells me folks weren’t serious in the first place.”

“Maybe if I throw all of your thankless asses under the Hope bus a month before the election you’ll really be motivated, you unappreciative bastards!”


8 Responses to “Obama Finds Dem Voting Base’s Lack of Eagerness to Be Suckered a Second Time Disturbing”

  1. Adam on September 28th, 2010 2:27 pm

    Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

  2. sizemorew on September 28th, 2010 3:33 pm

    He's definitely losing it. Strangely enough, I'm reminded of "The Madness of King Scar" from The Lion King Broadway musical each time he throws his own supporters under the bus and then expects them to vote his way.

  3. Marshall_Will on September 28th, 2010 3:38 pm


    Very close to my take as well. I used to cold call and pitch stock ( think "Boiler Room" w/ Vin Diesel ) and a sure sign of a rookie failing is when they'd resort to getting -insulting- w/ their prospective client!

    And in all the years I'd done it ( not ONCE did I see questioning someone's manhood result in closed sale? )

  4. Clu Seatoe on September 28th, 2010 11:34 pm

    Jiminy Cricket you block-headed (uh oh, here’s the r-word) retard. Nothing seems to penetrate that Mr. Potato head of yours with it’s forked tongues on both sides and mile-long noses. Ever hear the story ‘bout the king’s new cloths? You gotta be liven that life and it really makes you look stupid.

    It's not always sombody else that's the problem!!

    It's not them!!

    Well, OK, it may be. But only because you’re an empty cloud moving across the parched plains promising things that you can’t deliver. Every golden thing you’ve touched has turned to lead; you’ve got the minus touch. You’re a hex and nothing good will ever come from anything you do or say…

    …OK, mabe one, that retirement speech that we don’t have to listen too.

  5. OK_Loyalist on September 29th, 2010 12:10 am

    According to news reports, he drew a 26,500 peep crowd at U of WI tonight, of course, I'm sure he forgot to mention that Russ Feingold stands a good chance to get handed his ass in November for walking lock step with the Usurper in Chief.

  6. Marshall_Will on September 29th, 2010 11:54 am

    "you're an empty cloud moving across the parched plains"

    ( Mind if I use that? ) Great analogy.

  7. SignPainterGuy on September 29th, 2010 4:12 pm

    On the day of this get together, a U of W student called Rush`s show and said he had seen only about 25 "old folks" standing in line but no students and that students weren`t accepting tickets , even for free !! Makes me wonder where the rest came from !!?

  8. SignPainterGuy on September 29th, 2010 4:27 pm

    After completely denuding a live chicken , Stalin dropped the critter to the stage floor and began dropping bread crumbs as he walked around the stage. Even though the chicken was in great pain, it followed him , eating the crumbs. He explained to his horrified audience of gov. leaders, (paraphrased) "Even after you have hurt the people and taken everything important from them, they will still follow you when you provide them with the basics of life!"

    Sure, but I seriously doubt the chicken would get in line for a second plucking !!

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