Obama Finds Dem Voting Base’s Lack of Eagerness to Be Suckered a Second Time Disturbing

Everything Obama and the Democrats have done has failed epic-style, so now the president is prepping to blame the suckers who voted for Hope & Change the first time for not being properly motivated to be suckers yet again:

WASHINGTON – Admonishing his own party, President Barack Obama says it would be “inexcusable” and “irresponsible” for unenthusiastic Democratic voters to sit out the midterm elections, warning that the consequences could be a squandered agenda for years.

“People need to shake off this lethargy. People need to buck up,” Obama told Rolling Stone in an interview to be published Friday. The president told Democrats that making change happen is hard and “if people now want to take their ball and go home, that tells me folks weren’t serious in the first place.”

“Maybe if I throw all of your thankless asses under the Hope bus a month before the election you’ll really be motivated, you unappreciative bastards!”