Sep

27

Broom Hillda’s Husband Calls Christine O’Donnell ‘The Witchcraft Lady’

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Too funny — Former President Clinton, the impeached serial philanderer and perjurer who treated the Oval Office like a sperm bank and cigars as tampons, is mocking somebody else for their past comparatively innocuous dalliances: Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Oh come on, Bill — you know you’d love to get yourself some of [...]

Sep

27

Owner of Segway Dies in Slow Speed Accident

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I’m guessing this will result in a new warning label on the machine: The multi-millionaire owner of the Segway company died in a freak accident yesterday when he rode one of the high-tech two-wheel machines off a cliff and into a river. Former miner Jimi Heselden, 62, plunged into the River Wharfe while riding around [...]

Sep

27

Moderates Organize ‘Lukewarm Beverage of Choice’ Party or Something

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They blew their “moderate” cover in the first sentence: In Washington, a new advocacy group decries ‘the tyranny of hyperpartisanship.’ And powerful New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg throws his support behind candidates willing to reach across the aisle. Galvanized by the lightning-in-a-bottle success of conservative “tea party” candidates, moderate Republicans and others in the political [...]

Sep

26

Union Extortionists, Commies, Code Pink Harpies and Race-Baiters Converge for Moonbat-Palooza Next Saturday on the Mall

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How much garbage will be in the park after this thing is over? Stung by political setbacks and scrambling to avoid a repudiation of Democrats at the polls this November, a coalition of labor unions and liberal activist organizations is planning what it calls “the biggest progressive demonstration in decades” at the Lincoln Memorial next [...]

Sep

25

9/11 Truther Wacko Radio Host Tells Liz Cheney ‘Go Plan Your Father’s Funeral’

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By way of The Right Scoop, freaky-deaky unlistenable “progressive” nutcase radio host Mike Malloy has the anti-Cheney rant of the day: Exhibit 3,423 of why conservatives don’t want progressives in charge of their health care. In other “crazy progressive hosts with lousy ratings” news, MSNBC’s Ed Schultz called Governor Christie a “cold-hearted fat slob.” Sticking [...]

Sep

24

Colbert Explains ‘Corn Packer’ to Congressman

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It just keeps getting classier there in Washington. As the country continues to skid out of control and unemployment and debt rise, Congress continues important and probing discussions with fictional personas from cable comedy networks: I wanted Colbert to say, “Corn-packing is, you know, what you guys are doing to taxpayers.” Rep. John Conyers later [...]

Sep

24

Yee-Ha! ‘Rope-a-Moonbat’ Day at the Chilean Rodeo

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What happens when animal rights activists jump into the riding ring at a rodeo in Chili? They become part of ropin’ and wranglin’ fun: A 17-year-old kid (or “woman”, as the press prefers to call it) is lassoed and dragged by a horseman after she and other animal rights activists entered a corral to protest [...]

Sep

24

Can Somebody Tell Obama That Ahmadinejad Called Him a Prick So He’s Not Allowed in the Country Again?

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Remind me… why is this freak allowed in the US when we’re banning people from the country for calling Obama a “prick”? From the Guardian: Delegates from the US and European countries walked out of the UN’s General Assembly hall during Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s speech when the Iranian president claimed “most nations” believed the US government [...]

Sep

23

Chris Christie Handles Meg Whitman Heckler

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New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was in California campaigning for Meg Whitman. Whitman was speaking when a heckler started calling her “Arnold in a dress” and such things, and he promptly received a verbal beatdown from Christie. I don’t know if this guy even knows what hit him yet: Sister Toldjah pointed out what makes [...]

Sep

23

Maybe Ahmadinejad Can Take Her Back With Him

Filed Under Moonbats, World News | 2 Comments

Can somebody please set up a meeting between Stinky and the leftist activist “hiker” he just released as a result of the new “cash for moonbats” program? She’d apparently like to shake his hand and say “Thank you, sir, may I have another?” From the AP: An American woman held in Iran for more than [...]

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