Sep

23

As the Economy Tanks, the Rich Get Richer

Filed Under Business, Economy | 5 Comments

If you’ve ever wondered why certain super-wealthy people don’t seem too panic-stricken when somebody like Barack Obama comes along saying that he’s going to steal from the rich and give to the poor, it’s because the rich are fully aware that the rules are written so as to allow them to win no matter what [...]

Sep

23

Rude Teabaggers Interrupt, Heckle the President

Filed Under Moonbats, Politics | 4 Comments

These Tea Party types are just getting out of control. They’re… wait, what? Oh, these are lefties interrupting and heckling Obama yet again? This actually highlights part of Obama’s problem. He never had the right; he had the Independents but has lost a majority of them; so-called “moderate” Dem politicians are abandoning him like Michael [...]

Sep

22

Figures: Comedy Central Host to Testify Before Congress

Filed Under Humor, Politics | 8 Comments

If I didn’t know our illustrious Congress so well, I’d guess this was only a joke: Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert is slated to testify at a congressional hearing Friday on immigration titled “Protecting America’s Harvest.” One Republican source said Colbert will be testifying “in character,” the Bill O’Reilly-like muse Colbert uses for his show. [...]

Sep

22

Baghdad Nancy: Election Day Will Be a Great Democratic Victory

Filed Under Politics | 2 Comments

Nancy Pelosi, responding to a question from NPR about if she would step down as a leader of her party if there’s a November donkey slaughter, responded in a way that even Baghdad Bob would have said crossed the line into ridiculous exaggeration: And we believe that six weeks from today, six weeks from Wednesday [...]

Sep

21

California Fat Cats Busted — Bell, CA Area McDonalds Hardest Hit

Filed Under Corruption, Politics | 6 Comments

Remember that Bell, California City Manager who was making over $800,000 a year? Surprisingly, that gig wasn’t entirely on the up-and-up: Los Angeles County Dist. Atty. Steve Cooley filed charges against eight current and former Bell officials Tuesday, alleging that they misappropriated $5.5 million in public funds. Robert Rizzo, Bell’s former city manager, has been [...]

Sep

21

**Survey: Jimmy Carter Voted Most Superior Ex President

Filed Under Politics | 4 Comments

**Disclaimer: Survey based on phone calls to caucasians residing below the Mason-Dixon line between the ages of 80 and 90 who once held the job of US president and are named “Jimmy”: BRIAN WILLIAMS: The last photo of you with your– fellow former presidents, you were well off to the side on the right. And [...]

Sep

21

Krauthammer Disses the Lions

Filed Under Politics, Sports | 3 Comments

Charles Krauthammer said that Christine O’Donnell’s chances of winning in Delaware are “long… Detroit Lions long.” I’ve always said that they should change the name from the Lions to the Comets, because they win a game just about every time Halley’s makes an appearance. I don’t know what Christine’s chance of victory is, but I’ve [...]

Sep

21

Rasmussen Poll: Sore Loser Murkowski Probably About to Lose Even More Sorely

Filed Under Politics | 1 Comment

The more I think about these crybaby Republicans who were defeated in the primaries by “Tea Party” type candidates running as Independents, the more I’m liking it. In Alaska, Lisa Murkowski announced a write-in campaign after Tea Partier Joe Miller beat her in the primary, and there’s talk of Republican Mike Castle, who lost to [...]

Sep

20

Defending the Myth of Hope & Change is Freakin’ Exhausting!

Filed Under Politics | 5 Comments

All but the most blind and gullible seekers of Chicago Oz are discovering that the Yellow Brick Road of Hope leads only to a meat grinder: “I need you to answer this honestly…” Gee, it’s almost like she’s assuming he’s been lying. If this woman is disgruntled, how do you think Peggy the Moocher feels [...]

Sep

20

The ‘New Look’ Hillary

Filed Under Politics | 9 Comments

Have you ever left the house and for the rest of the day just couldn’t shake the feeling that there was something you forgot to do? Looks like she just jumped out of bed for that 3 a.m. phone call.

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