How do you say “Re-investment & Recovery Act” in Pashto?

(CNN) — A message purportedly from al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden is urging Muslims to tackle famine, flood relief, and clean water — stark problems plaguing parts of the Islamic world.

The message, which appeared on jihadist forums Friday, strongly urged Muslims to help Muslims by investing in infrastructure projects and developing awareness programs, such as how to deal with issues like water pollution.

The speaker started the message by wishing the Muslim world a happy Ramadan, which fell between early August and early September, and he also focused on the floods in Pakistan.

The speech, entitled, “Pauses with the Method of Relief Work,” came in an 11 minute, 39 second video produced by al-Qaeda’s media arm, as-Sahab.

CNN could not verify the authenticity of the message.

Up to now, the only thing known as a “green job” in Pakistan belonged to the guy charged with washing Bin Laden’s underwear every other Ramadan.

Bin Laden’s also all about tackling global warming now:

“The number of victims caused by climate change is very big … bigger than the victims of wars.”

Osama Bin Laden and Al Gore can now stand as one! And don’t tell me this doesn’t put Obama’s wacko science czar John Holdren in a state of visibal arousal.

By the way, the U.N. was so moved by the new alleged Bin Laden tape that they dispatched an envoy to offer Bin Laden a job.


9 Responses to “New Message Reportedly From Bin Laden Urges Muslim Stimulus Plan, Battle Against Climate Change”

  1. Marshall_Will on October 1st, 2010 1:52 pm

    "washing Bin Laden's underwear every other Ramadan"

    Now there's… a visual I could live without.

    But why the good cop routine now? Why feign concern and "compassion" at 'this' point?

  2. SignPainterGuy on October 1st, 2010 2:17 pm

    Explosives can best be hidden during the construction phase….save, create AND eliminate jobs all in one feld swoop !!!

    Remember all the listening devises found in the US Embasy built "for us" by the Russkies ??!! Just sayin` !

    With Bin Laden goin` green, Muhammed al-Goracle might need skivey washings ; gettin` all sticky, don`cha know !!!?

  3. Marshall_Will on October 1st, 2010 2:36 pm


    I'm at a loss to explain it myself. Is he reacting to what's going on in our polls to portray himself as a bona-fide and concerned "leader" before Rep's re-take control? Wasn't there a similar reaction to the Hostage Crises 'just' before Ronnie took office?

    Nothing more than lay speculation on my part. Oh and the last thing I want to do is get ahead of myself, it's "Gird Your Loins" time til Nov!

  4. Joyanna Adams on October 1st, 2010 3:52 pm

    Is it me? Wouldn't Bin Laden and Ahmadinejad fit right into Harvard? Wasn't it STRANGE that Ahmadinejad met with all of Obama's old Chicago buddies while he was here?

    When Ahmadinejad suggest 9/11 was an inside job, does that mean HE was inside the job?

    We ARE finding new planets….there could be a solution…they could all just leave, and go live on a fresh new "unpolluted" planet…and take their underwear with them…Take the Chinese Generals, the Saudi Kings, our Congress…Obama….Chevez, Castro…wait…wake me up.

    By the way…LOVE the picture. From his looks, he is following Bill Clintons's diet of not eating meat, thereby doing his part in global warming, bless his ever-loving sick sadistic heart.

  5. Marshall_Will on October 1st, 2010 4:16 pm

    "our Congress"

    ( Kinda' slipped that one 'in' there dint'cha? ) Hey if nobody else catches it, who am 'I' to say anything? Kind of like when your wife grills on where exactly it is that you've been?

    "oh… the post office, Home Depot… sports bar, accountant's office, pick up the dog…"

  6. Technology Reporter on October 1st, 2010 6:39 pm

    If it is an authentic comment, it's makes for quite a stark contrast. A man known for sadism and violence who is now preaching environmental consciousness. It's quite a stark contrast.

  7. SignPainterGuy on October 1st, 2010 6:49 pm

    Harvard , yes , or any number of big-name U`s.

    You know Dinnerjacket WISHES he WAS in on the job !

    STRANGE ? Depends on the point of view….using the "forest-trees" analogy: standing outside looking at the forest, "this "O"-stration" has been all about lefty-wierdos, it`s very strange to us who love liberty, honesty, truth, etc. Standing inside the forest looking around, there`s an endless spread of thousand-canker infested trees of the same species; not a pretty sight !

    We can ship the intire list , underware, socks and hankies too for all I care to the moon; as long as they like unpoluted naturally occurring cheese!

  8. SignPainterGuy on October 1st, 2010 7:05 pm

    In the radio / tv campaign ads running locally, if you take out the pols name (no one is mentioning there party affilliation , BTW ! ) you`d think they are ALL conservatives, but it`s the other guy who`s killing the economy and shipping all the jobs overseas !! Fascinating !!

    "Gird your loins" and slip on the chest waders ; it`s gonna get deep !!

  9. SignPainterGuy on October 1st, 2010 7:09 pm

    Almost forgot……"similar reaction"… YES, the Iranians knew Ranoldus Magnus already had the names and wasn`t afraid to kick their sorry butts !!

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