You’d think it would be hard enough on an ex-president’s emotional state to be hospitalized with a sick stomach, let alone to be released only to end up at a huge airport named after the man who swept you out of the White House like peanut shells from the floor of a Plains bar at closing time:

WASHINGTON (AP) — Former President Jimmy Carter has landed in Washington after spending two nights in an Ohio hospital, where doctors said a viral infection likely gave him stomach problems.

Carter, wearing a dark blazer, walked down the steps of a private jet Thursday at Reagan National Airport, stepped into an SUV and drove away.

Jimmy’s ego is intact, however, because the most superior ex-president alive (just ask him) also has his own airport in Georgia (featuring non-stop, all-you-can-appease service to Atlanta, Savannah, Damascus and Gaza).

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5 Responses to “Jimmy Carter Subjected to Further Indignity After Hospital Release”

  1. OK_Loyalist on October 1st, 2010 12:53 am

    For Marshall Will …

    Jimmy is another that could go for a bale of hay and a salt lick!

  2. Marshall_Will on October 1st, 2010 11:50 am

    LOL, yeah I was a Junior in HS when Jimmy got elected. I watched my father go to this 'dark place' and I didn't like what I saw. Kind of how a good many of us felt in Nov '08?

    I -vowed- it wouldn't drive me into deep and irreversible depression. "Ending the Cycle" is easier said than done, but Doug, Michelle and all of YOU helped pull me through! I owe more than I can -ever- repay.

  3. Marshall_Will on October 1st, 2010 11:52 am

    "all-you-can-appease service to Atlanta, Savannah, Damascus and Gaza"

    ( Snickers to self ) Why can't "I" come up w/ good stuff like that!?

  4. Doug on October 1st, 2010 12:08 pm

    Why can't "I" come up w/ good stuff like that!?

    You can… just click your heels together three times and say "there's no place like Billy's gas station… there's no place like Billy's gas station…"

  5. Marshall_Will on October 1st, 2010 12:51 pm

    Roight! All Conservatives are to revert back to their humorless, starched collar selves immediately! This way you can create the Target Rich Environment to which we've become accustomed. This means 'you' Mister PTB.

    Please… let it be 2008… please let it be 2008…

    ( Will there be cases & cases of Billy Beer there..? )

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