You might have seen this picture taken by a photographer just before his camera was hit by an errant shot from Tiger Woods:

What grabbed my attention more than the shot of the ball was this guy:

Who the hell is that? Groucho Marx? Borat? One of Tiger’s old mistresses in a hilarious drag disguise?

In any case, I think I’m going to use him as my site’s new mascot:

Ted Koeppel wants his hair back, buddy.