Was the president anywhere near North Carolina this week? If the items stolen include ice cream, arugula and Nicorette I’ll become a little more suspicious:

A quick glance at surveillance video taken inside a local convenience store might lead someone to believe the 44th president of the United States committed a crime.

Police said a man wearing a mask of President Barack Obama robbed the Sheetz on Somerset Center Drive at about 3:24 a.m. on Wednesday.

Police said the man, who was armed with a handgun, demanded money and left after he was given cash.

The robber in the Obama mask was accompanied by a broom handle wearing a teleprompter mask. Hmm.

Police say the robber should be considered armed and extremely dangerous to the Constitution.


4 Responses to “Man in Obama Mask Robs Convenience Store, US Treasury”

  1. @Twospecs on October 6th, 2010 3:30 pm

    I bet he thought the Obama mask would preclude his going to jail, afterall, it is considered virtuous when the real Obama does it.

  2. Marshall_Will on October 6th, 2010 3:39 pm

    "you just know that TOTUS told him to do it !!" ( Gnyuck-gnyuck )

    And you know 'what'? After years of having to endure blatantly photoshopped smear campaigns of conservative gals supposedly sporting everything from bikinis to and/or shotguns.., I don't want to hear a PEEP about it! Start liking it, Libs!

    ( Although I must admit, I find being threatened w/ an 1,100 page Bill to be infinitely more terrifying? ) Hopefully no one was hurt.

  3. Adam on October 6th, 2010 4:44 pm

    This guy is a real idiot. Why doesn't he just SPEND his way out of his financial problems? Has he not learned that that is the way to do it like dear ol' Barak? Oh wait, never mind…he was just robbing/taxing (not sure if there is a difference) the wealthy business owner who no doubt is sitting in his Mcmansion in his three piece suit smoking his cigar and laughing maniacally at the "little people". Damn convenience store owners.

  4. Marshall_Will on October 6th, 2010 5:00 pm

    "Why doesn't he just SPEND his way out of his financial problems?" ( Good one Adam )

    Perhaps someone w/ a grounding in the Law can shed some light. I'm pretty sure "I was just trying to feed my family/I 'inherited' this financial mess" [won't] cut any ice w/ the Judge?

    Funny how it isn't funny when some perv/perp uses your likeness without your permission to commit something you yourself would -never- do of your own accord?

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