Barney Frank’s Tea Party Fantasy


This Barney Frank fundraising email has me feeling a little woosy:

Today, the “Tea Party Express” announced that not only has it made my one of their top targets in the entire nation, they are formally endorsing my opponent, Sean Bielat, a supposed moderate.

The Tea Party Express also announced a that it will make a special stop in Massachusetts just before the election in order to defeat me.

The Tea Party Express thinks that it has me tied to the tracks. The right-wing is readying its engines. Fox News and talk radio are ready to call the play-by-play.

Keep dreamin’ Barn.

At least Frank left out the part of his imaginary bondage scenario where he was wearing a ball gag and leather hood.

Trust me, Barney, the Tea Party isn’t going to tie you to anything except the crash of Fannie & Freddie and decades of failed so-called fiscal policy.

Author: Doug Powers

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