Obama Courts the Left-Wing Jedi Vote in Ohio — Update: Slurpee Out, Latte In

Is resorting to Star Wars analogies a sign of desperation? I’d have to vote “yes”:

President Obama, with a coarse voice, warned a crowd in Ohio: “They’re fighting back. The empire is striking back. To win this election, they are plowing tens of millions of dollars into front groups. They are running misleading negative ads all across the country.”

Obama closed by saying to his crowd, “may the farce be with you.”

Republicans have gone from being Slurpee-sippers to Darth Vader and the Empire.

I think Obama has planted a spy among the GOP though:

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Update: Evidentally “Slurpees” wasn’t working either, so Obama has now upgraded the GOP to latte:

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They probably figured “Slurpee” makes the GOP sound too working class.

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