Is resorting to Star Wars analogies a sign of desperation? I’d have to vote “yes”:

President Obama, with a coarse voice, warned a crowd in Ohio: “They’re fighting back. The empire is striking back. To win this election, they are plowing tens of millions of dollars into front groups. They are running misleading negative ads all across the country.”

Obama closed by saying to his crowd, “may the farce be with you.”

Republicans have gone from being Slurpee-sippers to Darth Vader and the Empire.

I think Obama has planted a spy among the GOP though:


Update: Evidentally “Slurpees” wasn’t working either, so Obama has now upgraded the GOP to latte:


They probably figured “Slurpee” makes the GOP sound too working class.


One Response to “Obama Courts the Left-Wing Jedi Vote in Ohio — Update: Slurpee Out, Latte In”

  1. itooktheredpill on October 18th, 2010 11:53 am

    With Marxism-Leninism guiding our actions, the Communist Party strives to build the broadest unity against global capitalist imperialism now headed by U.S. imperialism

    - Constitution of the Communist Party USA

    But my journey is part of a larger journey – one shared by all who’ve ever sought to apply the values of their faith to our society. It’s a journey that takes us back to our nation’s founding, when none other than a UCC church inspired the Boston Tea Party and helped bring an Empire to its knees.

    - Barack Hussein Obama
    June 23, 2007

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