Olbermann’s Closet Trouser-Tent for Conservative Women Bigger Than Ever

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He’s called Michelle Malkin a “mashed up bag of meat with lipstick.” He’s called Sarah Palin a “tool” (and worse) and he’s called Michele Bachmann “unstable” (and worse). Oh, and he’s also ironically said that Scott Brown hates women. Heh. But I digress.

WorldNetDaily asked Michele Bachmann what eight people she’d like to sit down to dinner with. Bachmann answered Reagan, Washington, Adam (the first man), the apostle Paul, Bach, Jesus, Ann Coulter and Mark Levin.

Pissed at the exclusion of his name from the list and reminded that he wouldn’t be worthy of being a busboy at this particular dinner, Olbermann was prompted to give Bachmann yet another “Worst Person in the World” honor.

Part of Olbermann’s comment by way of Story Balloon:

“Reagan would turn back into a democrat. Washington would read her his farewell address warning against forming political parties. Adam would reconsider celibacy. Paul would announce he had gone blind again. Bach would try to play the harpsichord loud enough to drown her out. Coulter would question Jesus’s sexuality. Levin would run out of the check and Jesus would shout, ‘get these out of here. Do not make the House of Representatives the House of Morons.’ And then turn over the table.” – Keith Olbermann

I think the only one going blind from his misogynistic, seemingly Jurgens-fueled fixation on attractive conservative women is Keith Olbermann, but hey, what happens in his dressing room stays in his dressing room as far as I’m concerned.

Keith having to pretend that conservative women as a general rule are as physically repulsive as the plurality of high-profile liberal women just isn’t effective, either as comedy or to score a political point.

And what’s with the “Mark Levin would skip out on the check” thing? Wow… if a conservative had thrown out that stereotype about a liberal Jew you’d never hear the end of it.

Here’s the video if your stomach is strong:

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Sheesh, if Michele Bachmann would turn Adam celibate, he’d probably try and cut his nuts off with an apple core if he were stuck with any of the the women on Keith Olbermann’s side of the argument.

Meanwhile, Keith’s fellow leftists continue to call Sarah Palin stupid, which in this instance is doing nothing but proving what morons Keith’s fellow leftists are.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.