Yeah, it’s real:


Self defense techniques in Australia differ greatly from those in the States. Dammit.


12 Responses to “Actual Headline of the Day”

  1. OK_Loyalist on October 24th, 2010 5:24 pm

    Just couldn't help yourself, eh ?


  2. OK_Loyalist on October 24th, 2010 5:57 pm

    Them Aussies are always a hoot ….

  3. Nanny on October 24th, 2010 6:23 pm

    Bet that satisfied him! Couldn't help myself.

  4. SignPainterGuy on October 24th, 2010 6:34 pm

    Indeed they are, OK ! I had the pleasure of working with a mid-20`s Aussie lad during the summers of `07 & `08 ……a laugh a minute ! He seemed more interested in girls for the subject "at hand" ! Tee, hee !

    Re your link, some folk just have neither shame nor sense of propriety ! By making his fetish public, does he think Madam Palm and her daughters are going to be more interested in me*tings ? His issues may be beyond handling !

  5. Marshall_Will on October 24th, 2010 7:54 pm

    I've been Down Under several times. It's nothing short of maddening! By all apearances, and given the cultural overlap you'll ( superficially ) be left w/ the impression that they're "basically Americans". They're NOT! You can find yourself feeling incredibly lonely and almost in a "parallel universe" ( read Twilight Zone )

    Nice enough place and all, but you 'do' have to mind your p's & q's. For the Pacific Fleet ( it will leave you feeling 'homesick' for the Philippines! ) At least they speak proper English there! Try "Beats BACK sex attacker"?

  6. Doug on October 24th, 2010 8:14 pm

    Sorry, but I just couldn't!

  7. OK_Loyalist on October 24th, 2010 8:54 pm

    At least my link was on topic :D

  8. Dandapani on October 24th, 2010 11:04 pm

    At least the story had a … (wait for it…) … happy ending.

  9. sizemorew on October 25th, 2010 12:47 pm

    Good job, AP! I'm sure we'll see this on FailBlog sooner or later.

  10. Adam on October 25th, 2010 1:04 pm

    She must have whacked him a good one.

  11. Scott B on October 25th, 2010 5:26 pm

    I'm moving to Australia RIGHT NOW! ;)

  12. OK_Loyalist on October 26th, 2010 11:33 pm

    I just love these Aussies …

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