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As soon as the last ballot is cast on Tuesday, President Obama will be selflessly skipping the big Democrat victory bash (he doesn’t want his presence to be a distraction from the joyous celebration) because he’s leaving the country for a couple of weeks.

Here are some details of just his trip to India:

The US president will make a historic trip to the Taj Mahal along with his family. His visit is historic in terms of logistics which is the largest ever for a visiting US president.

The presidential entourage will have 40 aircraft, including the Air Force One that will ferry the president. There will be six armoured cars, including four Barack Mobiles and a Cadillac.

Cadillac is equipped with a mini communication centre to enable Obama to be in touch with the White House, US vice president and the US strategic command. It also has the US nuke launch codes and it can withstand a chemical or germ warfare and a bomb attack.

Two secret service command posts will be set up in Delhi and Mumbai to act as the communication nerve centres. These will monitor the president’s movement with real time satellite monitoring.

Three Marine One choppers will be reassembled in India to ferry the president and his family and to evacuate them in case of any emergency.

“Barack Mobiles”? Is that an actual GM model now? If so I’m sure there’s one in Chris Matthews’ garage that he waxes frequently.

No doubt one of those 40 jets will be exclusively for Bo and Reggie Love. Probably another jet will be used for TOTUS, which will be making teleprompter history in Indian parliament.

Hey, if there’s not man-made climate change yet, Obama’s trip will make damn sure there is by the time he gets back.

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29 Responses to “Details of Obama’s Big ‘Carbon Footprint Felt ‘Round the World’ Tour”

  1. Marshall_Will on October 29th, 2010 1:16 pm

    "Barack Mobiles"

    Yeah, curious that. Cuzz… he's every bit the auto afficiando` he is White Sox Fan ( that can't name ONE player in the starting lineup? ) I mean c'mon, even Braves fans know who Pauly and A.J are, right?

    "that he waxes frequently" LOL! You know, when you think about it, given you have Thurston Heinz III* as a close personal friend, is there any particular reason these junkets need be on the taxpayer's dime? Air Pelosi, now this…

    *Too good not to share! Pardon my knownothingisms.

  2. sizemorew on October 29th, 2010 1:23 pm

    Maybe the Barack Mobile is the alternate name of the Chevy Volt?

  3. nannykins on October 29th, 2010 1:47 pm

    Wouldn't if be great if while he was over there someone claimed him as their "king" and he decided to stay there and rule his own kingdom?

  4. Marshall_Will on October 29th, 2010 1:49 pm

    Ha HA!

    In shaking off this flu ( and I'm dreading my PM appts. btw ) I've come to the realization what Doug may be driving at, in his own clever way, is here we have a President who's DOMESTIC policies have utterly -failed- but he has the energy, determination ( and budget? ) to embark on 'this' undertaking?

    How is a Presidential excur….sion to the Taj Mahal helping some poor unemployed schmuck in ____ ( insert Rust-Belt town here! )

    Like, you're kidding, right? Oh and I'd take a Snoop Dog Signature Caddy over a BM any day! Loved him Old School btw. Frank the Tank will be 'streaking' Nov. 2nd.

  5. Marshall_Will on October 29th, 2010 2:17 pm

    "if while he was over there someone claimed him"

    Well… 'we' could make that claim ( couldn't we? ) Yeah, if Yaphet Kotto can make proclamations he can trace his ancestral lineage to English Nobility.., what the hey? I figure it's worth a shot nannykins.

    And WHY do we not have a "Countdown To Restoring Sanity" clock at the top o' the webpage..! Huh…?

  6. Rick on October 29th, 2010 2:36 pm

    Obama’s trip to India…he is probably trying to figure out how to outsource the new Congress.

  7. sizemorew on October 29th, 2010 3:09 pm

    Glad to provide a laugh when you've got the flu, Marshall. :)

    In answer to how the President's latest vacation…er…foreign relations trip helps that schmuck? It doesn't. It's to hide and lick his wounds, basking in what glory he can get in India that he can't find in the US anymore aside from a few crazy holdouts.

  8. Marshall_Will on October 29th, 2010 3:43 pm

    "latest vacation…er…foreign relations trip"

    Ok, that's TWO I owe ya'! Yeah, reminds me of our "third daughter's" no-load husband's "I'm HUGE in Europe!" t-shirt. Or as our in-laws call him, "Mr. Ambition".

    Shortly here I imagine Bammie and Mr. Ambition will have all… the time in the world to play Call Of Duty III together. Tough game you know!

  9. SignPainterGuy on October 29th, 2010 4:02 pm

    Those must be some "choice" meds you`re doin` there dude, you`re on quite a roll !

    I was imagining someone doin` a "stretch Volt" for The One ! With like, Mondo Bling !

    Heal well and soon, lad !

  10. Marshall_Will on October 29th, 2010 4:06 pm

    SPG,

    Thanks! No big, if you're "over 50" in the Guard you get the flu 'shot' not the spray. I've heard neg. reports on both?

    "stretch Volt" LOL ( don't give 'em any ideas now! )

  11. SignPainterGuy on October 29th, 2010 4:47 pm

    Someone stretched a SmartCar and I LOVED the `53 `Vette ! A Volt just seems too tempting ! Some over-finnanced youths modified a SmartCar by placing a Suzuki Hayabusa motor in the passenger seat position…….and rear wheel drive change…..tire wear dropped to minutes !! A natural for drifting !

  12. Marshall_Will on October 29th, 2010 5:03 pm

    OT Warning!

    I've read that the Pontiac Fiero is a natural fit for elec. conversion. They're already light as hell, had a small engine to begin with and aerodynamically are ideal!

    I've got to tell you, when I was cold calling ( from coast to coast ) in the 90's, 1 out of 4 "lead cards" was some business in retro-fitting, re-treading, re-cycling, appliance repair… etc. etc! We could put a WHOLE lotta' ppl back to work by simply REPAIRING the stuff we threw out in The Boom!

    What kind of grand subsidy would a tire re-treading plant need? Wanna' talk 'Green' Mr. Swagga? ( Start -here- )

  13. SignPainterGuy on October 30th, 2010 3:53 am

    The Fiero made a great Mini Cooper conversion…really wiiiide fender flares….oh,yeah !

    Got in an original Mini once…..nooooo extra leg room…..forget the MG Midget !

    My Dad was into recaps until one peeled at 70 mph on me and flailed the car side ! He sprung for new ones after that !

    I still think a stretch Volt would be right for teh One……he thinks they`re so great and all ! And a Piper Cub Wide Body for the new AF-1 ! MAKE his butt save some travel bucks !

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  17. Sean on November 4th, 2010 9:35 pm

    Do you honestly believe that he's taking 40 jets? Dumbass.

  18. Kilkee on November 4th, 2010 11:22 pm

    Utter bullshit from the wingnut echo chamber.

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