You’ve heard of Palin Derangement Syndrome, but here’s something Cubachi calls “Bristol Derangement Syndrome.”

From Fox News:

Authorities say a man enraged over Sarah Palin’s daughter’s dance routine on a reality TV show blasted his television with a shotgun, leading to an overnight standoff with police.

A Dane County Sheriff’s detective says in court documents that Steven Cowan, of the rural town of Vermont, felt 20-year-old Bristol Palin was not a good dancer and was only on the “Dancing with the Stars” because of her famous mother, the Republican former vice presidential candidate.

They say Cowan, 67, loaded his shotgun and blasted the TV before turning the gun on his wife, who escaped. Tactical officers surrounded the home and managed to talk Cowan out Tuesday morning.

The Smoking Gun has the mugshot of a freak who takes his dancing seriously!


Gee, he certainly looks stable — but the hospital shirt’s a dead giveaway that he’s a frequent guest of the Cuckoo’s Nest.

This idiot’s not alone — here’s a columnist who only thinks Bristol’s still on the show because lots of people are voting for her. Imagine that! There’s nothing worse than when a popularity contest gets hijacked by the population.

Update: If the police really want to make this guy go off (pun intended), in addition to his rights, they’ll also inform him that Rush Limbaugh voted for Bristol.


17 Responses to “Police Standoff at Wacko’s Home After Bristol Palin Not Voted Off Dancing with the Stars”

  1. Adam on November 17th, 2010 6:21 pm

    Ah, good 'ol Dane County…the bastion of wacked out liberals in the midwest. Here's another good writeup on the incident:….

    Takeaway quote:

    "He and I agree pretty much on politics," Ziemer said. "We would probably lean both to the liberal side."
    — I did not see that one coming

  2. Doug on November 17th, 2010 6:23 pm

    Another non-shocker in the story was that the is an escapee from Vermont.

  3. Adam on November 17th, 2010 6:32 pm

    I'm sure the media was praying (to Jeebus no doubt) that this was a typical tea-partier…but alas, just another looney liberal. But at least he enjoys the 2nd amendment, so he's got that going for him.

  4. Marshall_Will on November 17th, 2010 7:05 pm

    @$$clown even looks like he's -proud- of his "accomplishment". Being a liberal is just 'that' easy. Man, I'll bet the 60's were good to him?

    Ahem, note to all PDS sufferers ( this is where you will wind up! ) Not 'today' maybe, not tomorrow but EVENTUALLY! Do us all a favor, contact Doug 6 to 8 weeks in advance of your psychological meltdown so we can have the correct size straightjacket sent to the institution of your choice.

    Sheesh, ever since McCain picked her as running mate, I… ( pffftt, WE ) have had to deal w/ this. You couldn't find a Blog on Model Railroading without having to endure Palin-bashers.

    Oh! So sorry I missed MM's Human Events Teleforum! Sounded like fun and I really would have enjoyed her input on: Oregon.., what to 'do' with it? ( given CO is so similar ) Stuck on 'another' conf. call. Accountants, what fun!

  5. tee on November 17th, 2010 6:27 pm

    Your ratings must be going down, so this way you think people will watch because of them waiting for Palin to be voting off. IT DOESN'T WORK.No one wants to watch your program any more. Palin Sucks.

  6. nannykins on November 17th, 2010 7:02 pm

    How brilliant – shoot your tv. Perhaps he can go looking for an Obama voucher for a new one after he gets out of the lock up – sheeze. Didn't take long to figure out he was not a Palin fan. But of course he made headlines because he is so anti-Palin.

  7. SignPainterGuy on November 17th, 2010 7:34 pm

    This reminds me of the L.A. riots from several years back when the disgruntled natives, distraught over their economic and living situations, as well as their perceived mistreatment by the authorities, trashed and burned intire neighborhoods, homes and businesses alike, and cried (in effect) "That will show you !"

  8. OK_Loyalist on November 17th, 2010 8:18 pm

    The Palins (all of them) need to keep it up, with a little luck, the left loons will being putting guns to their heads instead of their televisions.

  9. OK_Loyalist on November 17th, 2010 8:20 pm

    LOL and this will so get it rolling nicely …

  10. Marshall_Will on November 17th, 2010 8:43 pm


    Seems like a lot to hope for but here's to -you- shipmate! At the same time ( after a fashion ) that is exactly what's happened here in Oregon. We stared into the Economic Abyss… it stared back and we voted a 3rd-turd ( ahem, 'term' ) Gub'nor to assure the Public Employee trough is slap-full at all times!

    ( There's a handful of interim steps before that sucking-on-a-barrel part? ) Soon, like our neighbors to the south, with debt spiraling out of control, we too will look every bit as silly when opting for "No Illegal College Student Left Behind" and uh, oh ( would you guys mind footin' the bill for that, we're totally 'strapped' at the moment? )

  11. TheZooKeeper on November 17th, 2010 8:29 pm

    The Seven Secret Political Messages in Palin's "Alaska":

    Not since the Da Vinci Code have liberals cracked such a nefarious plot.

  12. Marshall_Will on November 17th, 2010 9:43 pm

    "The Seven Secret…"

    And the PDS Award Winner is…!?

    Can we just shave Sarah's head so the Left can see for themselves she doesn't have 666 marked on her scalp and get this over with? Sarah, it'll grow back. Others, not so much. Yours Truly!

  13. SignPainterGuy on November 18th, 2010 4:12 am

    "Can we just shave Sarah`s head…..", Are you daft? The left is well known for being undeterred by little inconveniences like, PROOF POSITIVE ! The majority would see her bald pate in still photo or video form and would claim, "Digital Coverup!" The relative few who managed to view in person would conclude that the Devil`s Mark was removed in the "Greatest Tat Removal Feat Evah !" or "That writing in her hand (speech notes) was strategically placed to hide the Mark of the Beast" – proves nothing !

    Good try M_W but, no cigar ! Besides, I like her hair !

  14. Joyanna Adams on November 18th, 2010 3:37 am

    Okay…while everyone is concerned about the Palins…

    I would like to know…

    Did the poor wife come back?

    Once again…the news is that PALINS daughter stayed in the game unfairly become of her mother's popular appeal to the American people.

    That's nothing new.

    What IS new, is a LIBERAL guy who uses a gun to express his anger at a conservative "unjustice" …endangering everyone in the neighborhood.

    Gee..if this had been a conservative doing this……and may I say, Elvis did this more than one.

    I think it's a good thing for a liberal to destroy his TV…

    I say…. Release them! Release them from their pain!!!

    A few less liberals watching CNN is a GOOD thing.

  15. Marshall_Will on November 18th, 2010 12:59 pm

    "endangering everyone"

    Right Joyanna, we've made light of this ( and w/ unhinged lefties like this, how can you not? ) but at it's core is an individual that's a danger to himself and others.

    We need to create and publish a grading chart or "troubleshooting tree" so normal people can identify and track Progressive Dementia. Whether in the workplace of just the Check-Out line at Home Depot! The user can just whip out yer' handy dandy cheatsheet, quickly identify symptoms and instantly know whether to contact store security, your husband or… in extreme cases ( the S.W.A.T Team )

  16. innanutshel on November 18th, 2010 11:22 am

    Well, I must admit my own TV screen has often been in danger of flying projectiles over the last two years of watching the Hopey-Changey unreality show. If it goes on much longer I may need a padded room.

  17. Rick on November 18th, 2010 3:37 pm

    I enjoy your blog Joyanna,but let’s not invoke

    This incident could also be filed under “Don’t Ask,Don’t Tell”.

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