Police Standoff at Wacko’s Home After Bristol Palin Not Voted Off Dancing with the Stars

You’ve heard of Palin Derangement Syndrome, but here’s something Cubachi calls “Bristol Derangement Syndrome.”

From Fox News:

Authorities say a man enraged over Sarah Palin’s daughter’s dance routine on a reality TV show blasted his television with a shotgun, leading to an overnight standoff with police.

A Dane County Sheriff’s detective says in court documents that Steven Cowan, of the rural town of Vermont, felt 20-year-old Bristol Palin was not a good dancer and was only on the “Dancing with the Stars” because of her famous mother, the Republican former vice presidential candidate.

They say Cowan, 67, loaded his shotgun and blasted the TV before turning the gun on his wife, who escaped. Tactical officers surrounded the home and managed to talk Cowan out Tuesday morning.

The Smoking Gun has the mugshot of a freak who takes his dancing seriously!


Gee, he certainly looks stable — but the hospital shirt’s a dead giveaway that he’s a frequent guest of the Cuckoo’s Nest.

This idiot’s not alone — here’s a columnist who only thinks Bristol’s still on the show because lots of people are voting for her. Imagine that! There’s nothing worse than when a popularity contest gets hijacked by the population.

Update: If the police really want to make this guy go off (pun intended), in addition to his rights, they’ll also inform him that Rush Limbaugh voted for Bristol.