Today’s episode of “write your own joke” is sponsored by Barney Frank.
From CNS News:
House Financial Services Chairman Barney Frank (D.-Mass.) predicts that serving on the Appropriations Committee in the incoming Republican-majority House of Representatives will be a â€œgreat pain in the ass.”
I’m not going to say it. Nope, I’m just not going to.
There are rules and guidelines I’ve established for this site from which I cannot waiver.
Be gone, temptation. I have standards here and I refuse to give in!
If one doesn’t stand for common decency, then one stands for nothing.
I want to say it — don’t get me wrong — but I shall not cave.
One of you might say it, and I guess that’s okay, but I’m not going to. Nuh uh…
Well, maybe if I just say th — no! I can’t!
Whew, that was close.