Perfectly Frank

Today’s episode of “write your own joke” is sponsored by Barney Frank.

From CNS News:

House Financial Services Chairman Barney Frank (D.-Mass.) predicts that serving on the Appropriations Committee in the incoming Republican-majority House of Representatives will be a “great pain in the ass.”

I’m not going to say it. Nope, I’m just not going to.

There are rules and guidelines I’ve established for this site from which I cannot waiver.

Be gone, temptation. I have standards here and I refuse to give in!

If one doesn’t stand for common decency, then one stands for nothing.

I want to say it — don’t get me wrong — but I shall not cave.

Nope. Never….

One of you might say it, and I guess that’s okay, but I’m not going to. Nuh uh…

Well, maybe if I just say th — no! I can’t!

Whew, that was close.