Nobody at the TSA would ever take advantage of his job to get a peek-a-boo at a hot woman, would he? I mean, you work for Janet Napolitano — how much more eye candy could you possibly need?

According to a former Playboy playmate, that’s what happened:

Former Baywatch beauty Donna D’Errico claimed she was singled out for a full body scan because of her looks.

The actress and former Playboy Playmate says she was humiliated by a smirking airport security guard who picked her out of a line in Los Angeles and ordered her to go through the ‘naked’ scanner.

‘After the search, I noticed that the male TSA agent who had pulled me out of line was smiling and whispering with two other TSA agents and glancing at me. I was outraged,’ she said.
‘My boyfriend looks much more like a terrorist than either I or my son do, and he went through security with no problems,’ she claimed.

Of course he was let through security… if the TSA had singled him out just for looking like a terrorist, that would be profiling! Now back to your bra size, Ms. D’Errico — if that’s your real name…


15 Responses to “TSA T&A Quote of the Day”

  1. Joyanna Adams on December 7th, 2010 4:35 pm

    Right after 9/11, I saw this very same thing happen to a beautiful young lady who was booked on the same plane as my husband and I. She was the ONLY person taken out of the waiting room…and boy, was there a busload of guards guiding her to the examination room.

    But, unlike the bunny here, I actually think she enjoyed it. She was a happy camper on the plane.

    To think that men will NOT do this sort of thing, is like thinking that a bird won't poop on your newly waxed car?

  2. sizemorew on December 7th, 2010 4:38 pm

    Shocked I am not. How much you want to bet they took pictures or downloaded the scan?

  3. Doug on December 7th, 2010 4:45 pm

    "How much you want to bet they took pictures or downloaded the scan?"

    Chuckie Schumer to the rescue!

  4. Marshall_Will on December 7th, 2010 5:18 pm


    ( Loved "How much is that Water in the Window?" btw )

    Ms. D'Errico strikes me as well-spoken, she describes the difference between a professional environment where a pre-arranged contract is in place for a photo shoot and… amateur hour?

    At 42 ( and a mom ) this is clearly unwanted and inappropriate attention. I'm not suggesting she "Call Gloria!" but people need to know about this garbage. And yes, guys call out "Eva Mendes-clone at 2 o'clock" when they think no females are within earshot. ( I'm married I wasn't 'born' that way )

  5. zillaoftheresistance on December 7th, 2010 5:50 pm

    The Daily Caller has a related article, with lots of anecdotal evidence that TSA goons ARE getting their jollies off of gate raping the ladies:

    I'm so glad I don't fly, but as I wrote a few weeks ago at my own blog, Janetalia Napsonthejobitano is planning to expand gate rapes & porn scans to bus, train & boat travel too.

  6. OK_Loyalist on December 7th, 2010 6:16 pm

    Hey Fergie went through the other day and I'll be damned if I can find it anywhere on the net LOL

    This is how we do it in OK

  7. Marshall_Will on December 7th, 2010 6:20 pm

    I've done more "gate duty" in the Navy than I'd care to admit. Here's how it works:

    Guys don't like to confront other guys for 'random' personal searches. Too volatile a situation. So you look at the frumpy-grumpy Chief and just 'know' he's too much trouble? The Marine Gunnery Sgt. is already glaring at you w/ the don't even think about it look!

    Then there's the innocent fresh out of bootcamp gal who's actually smiling! Schwew, I'll make my quota for the hour. Then it becomes such a given, you're just looking for the most non-threatening person you can FIND!

    And who knows ( might even get her Duty Station or phone # out of the deal? ) *This is when there was a personal attack on Capt. Buck Rodgers ( C.O of the USS Vincennes that shot down an Iranian passenger liner ) Prior to that incident, just having a Base Sticker on your car got you waved thru.

  8. sizemorew on December 7th, 2010 6:24 pm

    Well, it's definitely a start. :)

  9. SignPainterGuy on December 7th, 2010 7:40 pm

    Ok, Chuckles, I`m glad you`ve taken a token first step, but I`ll believe it when I don`t see it ! And BTW, isn`t Chuckie the one who said a few years back, "Yes, as a matter of fact, we (congress-critters) do know better how to spend your money !" ?

    Thanks for the link, Doug !

  10. SignPainterGuy on December 7th, 2010 7:50 pm

    Zilla, I like your JN version ! Very descriptive !

    BTW, you know it`s happening !

    I rode on buses at 8 and planes at 10, alone ! The freedoms lost, the changes, the hassles put up since then are incredible ! Haven`t flown since `86 ….

  11. SignPainterGuy on December 7th, 2010 7:56 pm

    That gal reminds me of the bubble-gum-chewing high-haired-blond Martian "suit" in "Mars Attacks" the way she moves her head back and forth without changing her expression !

  12. Marshall_Will on December 7th, 2010 9:01 pm


    Well, at any age this gal has nothing to be ashamed of. Other than that going thru airport security nearly naked stuff. I was Class of '77 and it just goes to show you how lipo and $25k worth of elective procedures can go a looong way?

    More than just sedated/self-medicated, she looked as if her head was added via photoshop post-production. She could barely pet her… 'dog'. OK_Loyalist is… OK!

  13. OK_Loyalist on December 8th, 2010 2:00 am

    I come from the class of '77 as well. Grew up in a neighboring state to WI and had a real flashback with the sitcom "That 70's Show"

  14. TheZooKeeper on December 8th, 2010 1:17 pm

    Breaking news: Playboy playmate "outraged" and "humiliated" by gawking men.

  15. Zilla on December 9th, 2010 12:16 am

    Fergie's airport visit was written about in the NY Post the other day, like on the first or second page.

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