It’s a good thing Michael Moore is one of those anti-capitalists who has taken advantage of the free market to make millions of dollars proving how bad capitalism is, or he might not be able to do this:
The liberal filmmaker recently checked into a $4,500 a week luxury weight loss spa in Miami, a patron of the spa confirms.
Moore visited the Pritikin Longevity Center and Spa in mid-November. The resortâ€™s campus features â€œ650 acres of lush tropical gardens, fountains, water features and other amenities,â€ its website boasts.
Hopefully, Mooreâ€™s recent visit helps. A fellow patron of the spa said he didnâ€™t look well.
â€œHe didnâ€™t look like he wanted to talk. And neither did I. But he sure was fat, even fatter than he looks on TV, like heâ€™d gained a hundred pounds,â€ the source said, adding that Moore was receiving private training.
Moore was going to go to a luxury spa in that health-care heaven that is Cuba, but he couldn’t find one.
It’ll be okay, Michael — just don’t eat and your body will be able to feed off its own hypocrisy for at least a year.