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It’s a good thing Michael Moore is one of those anti-capitalists who has taken advantage of the free market to make millions of dollars proving how bad capitalism is, or he might not be able to do this:

The liberal filmmaker recently checked into a $4,500 a week luxury weight loss spa in Miami, a patron of the spa confirms.

Moore visited the Pritikin Longevity Center and Spa in mid-November. The resort’s campus features “650 acres of lush tropical gardens, fountains, water features and other amenities,” its website boasts.
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Hopefully, Moore’s recent visit helps. A fellow patron of the spa said he didn’t look well.

“He didn’t look like he wanted to talk. And neither did I. But he sure was fat, even fatter than he looks on TV, like he’d gained a hundred pounds,” the source said, adding that Moore was receiving private training.

Moore was going to go to a luxury spa in that health-care heaven that is Cuba, but he couldn’t find one.

It’ll be okay, Michael — just don’t eat and your body will be able to feed off its own hypocrisy for at least a year.

Comments

16 Responses to “Anti-Capitalist Pro-Cuban Healthcare Hypocrite Filmmaker Checks Into Luxury Miami Fat Farm”

  1. ReaganiteGOPer on December 9th, 2010 1:40 pm

    What exactly has this guy been doing to himself… you don't get like that unless you're eating five Big Macs at a shot… or guzzling bottles of maple syrup lol

  2. Marshall_Will on December 9th, 2010 1:48 pm

    "feed off its own hypocrisy for at least a year"

    A YEAR!? ( Try a decade )

    Even more hypocritical is the misguided notion you can luxuriate your way to a slimmer new you? The fact that he's wealthy enough ( there's that word again? ) to be able to afford every modern convenience -Capitalism- can possibly provide is just further evidence of his two-faced approach to life.

    Sorry, but when you've painted yourself into such a corner weight-wise the only way you can get around is to 'waddle', the clock starts ticking, and not in a good way. A friend once told me, you can do heroin until you're 30. Smoke until you're 40 and drink until you're 50. ( Provided you QUIT! )

    But when you've been that overweight all your life, its a toll you can't just undo. Welcome to The Dead Pool.

  3. Doug on December 9th, 2010 2:57 pm

    A YEAR!? ( Try a decade )

    I don't know man… he's REALLY hypocritical!

  4. SignPainterGuy on December 9th, 2010 3:14 pm

    I watched a friend`s wife as she spent a fortune on weight-loss programs and special food and exercise….she lost over 100 # and immediately packed it back on ! She has deep personal issues that she chooses to deal with by eating constantly ! She finally had stomach surgery. These programs failed for her,as much as anything else, because she lacked personal strength and a support system involving family and friends never materialized !

    Michael Moore`s money can get the weight off but until his mindset is changed, it will not keep the weight off ! As far as I can tell, his narcissism and well exposed hypocracy have only one cure !

  5. Marshall_Will on December 9th, 2010 3:26 pm

    Doug,

    I'm sure many of your regular readers have struggled w/ their weight and it hasn't been easy for me either. But the basic deal is.., ( you have to eat 'less' and move around 'more'! ) It's that simple.

    In these times, can you imagine how many hurting charities could use $4,500? At a quarter a shot, that's 18,000 boxes of Kraft Mac & Cheese a week.

    What's the point of all this anyway, he'll just cheat on his diet the same way he cheats his gullible followers.

  6. SignPainterGuy on December 9th, 2010 4:05 pm

    " If he moved to Cuba………", so true dat !

    IF he weren`t such a hypocrite and thinks so dadburn much of the Cuban system, why isn`t he there now ?! Likely, only a few elites in Cuba ever heard of him and they probably like ONLY his PR work ! Does he have any REAL friends ?

  7. Marshall_Will on December 9th, 2010 4:17 pm

    "finally read the Obamacare Bill"

    Ha! I'll take he didn't like what he saw? Who in their right mind 'would'?

    No, this man has no friends, real, cyber or otherwise. This Christmas he will buy himself a Nofriendo` to while away the lonely comfort-food stuffing hours.

    Dude! ( Where's my treadmill!? )

  8. Rick on December 9th, 2010 4:23 pm

    Moore finally read the Obamacare Bill.He will have a personal Death Panel.

    If he moved to Cuba for a few years,both his weight and wallet would disappear.

  9. sizemorew on December 9th, 2010 5:53 pm

    "…he sure was fat, even fatter than he looks on TV…"

    I didn't think that was possible. Cannibals look at Moore on TV and see dinner for twelve.

  10. Marshall_Will on December 9th, 2010 6:35 pm

    "and see dinner for twelve" lol

    Anyone else depressed the Nightmare Act is getting any play? God I can't believe we're even seriously 'considering' this abortion. Btw, there are -plenty- of young American-citizens standing in line to get IN to the military ( one of my son-in-laws among them? )

    Since he would get about $49,000 of his college loans PAID for ( and a free ride to the Base! ) he's eager to get this over with. But the reality is, recruiters aren't all that eager to give these kids a call back! They have an file of qualified applicants a mile long.

    Guys, this is called "The Poverty Draft". There's no Selective Service Draft Number required! ( All you have to 'be' is out of work ) I guess this is the only time the War On Terrorism is of use to Libs, when it suits their Open Borders/Shamnesty agenda…

  11. clu seatoe on December 9th, 2010 7:23 pm

    A continual angry, hateful, critical attitude or disposition doesn’t help the body system either. Load blood pressure, heart disease, diabetes, lack of exercise, blood the consistency of sludge, on top of that and you gotta be loving life and living large with all that energy.

    Say “hi” to all your Maoist Dem friends when you get to your nirvana Mr. Potato Head.

  12. OK_Loyalist on December 9th, 2010 7:40 pm

    Would someone pull the flush handle on this turd already !

  13. Marshall_Will on December 9th, 2010 9:18 pm

    "Load" ( 'nuff said )

    In the 90's I commuted to downtown Portland ( for an hour each way ) and sat in front of a computer while talking on the phone trading stocks. 12 hour days. At my heaviest ( I got up to 229 lbs. )

    For a guy that's barely 5' 9" no it's not a healthy place. However, unlike our liberal friends that believe our destiny is pre-determined by our birth/parent's status, you actually -can- change yourself and your future. Rad huh?

    190 lbs….+/- hardly says "cross-country runner" but like the rest of you ( I didn't need to spend $4,500 a week to get there? )

  14. Michelle Malkin » Obamas Continue to Address Grave National Security Threat: Fat Kids on December 13th, 2010 3:32 pm

    [...] Where’s the respect for the rights of the gravitationally challenged? How about a program like “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” for obese people — “See Flab, Don’t Blab” perhaps? Larger Americans are a put-upon bunch who are woefully disorganized when it comes to defending themselves against discrimination. Sure, there’s an inherent heart disease and diabetes risk, but now they’re almost as bad as terrorists? Somebody should do something fast before internment fat camps start sprouting up in North Dakota (for those who don’t have the wealth to afford the kind of place anti-capitalist Michael Moore checks himself into). [...]

  15. Obamas Continue to Address Grave National Security Threat: Fat Kids | Conservatives for America on December 13th, 2010 4:00 pm

    [...] Where’s the respect for the rights of the gravitationally challenged who want to serve their country? How about a military program like “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” for obese people — “See Flab, Don’t Blab” perhaps? Larger Americans are a put-upon bunch who are woefully disorganized when it comes to defending themselves against discrimination. Sure, there’s an inherent heart disease and diabetes risk, but now they’re almost as bad as terrorists? Heavy people unite! Somebody should do something fast before internment fat camps start sprouting up in North Dakota (for those who don’t have the wealth to afford the kind of place anti-capitalist Michael Moore checks himself into). [...]

  16. AntiObamaBlog.com » Obamas Continue to Address Grave National Security Threat: Fat Kids on December 15th, 2010 7:28 am

    [...] Where’s the respect for the rights of the gravitationally challenged who want to serve their country? How about a military program like “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” for obese people — “See Flab, Don’t Blab” perhaps? Larger Americans are a put-upon bunch who are woefully disorganized when it comes to defending themselves against discrimination. Sure, there’s an inherent heart disease and diabetes risk, but now they’re almost as bad as terrorists? Heavy people unite! Somebody should do something fast before internment fat camps start sprouting up in North Dakota (for those who don’t have the wealth to afford the kind of place anti-capitalist Michael Moore checks himself into). [...]

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