Somebody please stop these anti-government, right-wing Glenn Beck disciples:

A 26-year-old Virginia man is being held in federal custody after he allegedly threatened to set off bombs on the D.C. Metro system. The FBI was alerted to the threats, allegedly sent on Facebook’s instant messaging system, by an informant before any plot was developed.

Awais Younis, who also goes by the names Sundullah “Sunny” Ghilzai and Mohhanme Khan, was arrested on Dec. 7. According to federal authorities, he described how to build a pipe bomb and said he’d place bombs on the third and fifth cars of Metro trains since those trains had the highest number of commuters on them.

The guy was born in Afghanistan, which means he’s either Amish or Irish-Catholic. But by no means profile him based only on where he was born.

Here’s his Facebook page:


The good news: He’s been arrested. The bad news: He’s got 587 friends.


23 Responses to “Another Teabagger Arrested for Bomb Threat”

  1. Hypocrites on December 14th, 2010 6:36 pm

    Since when has an Afghani become a teabagger. Get your facts straight

  2. Elwin_Ransom on December 14th, 2010 6:38 pm

    Please turn on your sarcasm detector…

  3. ECM on December 14th, 2010 6:40 pm

    If it wasn't already obvious, the line "the guy was born in Afghanistan, which means he’s either Amish or Irish-Catholic" should have been clear enough even for the oblivious…which makes you??

  4. Doug on December 14th, 2010 6:43 pm

    Heh heh… whenever I use that title for posts it always trips up one or two people.

  5. Marshall_Will on December 14th, 2010 6:59 pm

    "The bad news: He's got 587 friends" pol*

    This must be getting to me ( I actually thought that was funny? ) Or pathetic, not sure. Being as his arrest was on Dec. 7th, Doug and MM will have to file him under "It's another Friday…" Or "Go Figure"

    The Sad News is that out of the 587 'friends' ( not a single ONE of them is FEMALE! ) 'That' is the real problem here folks.

    *pol ( Pathetic out LOUD! )

  6. Adam on December 14th, 2010 7:04 pm

    Dammit! If all these people with "muslim sounding names" don't quit trying to blow sh!t up, they're gonna give the rest of us teabaggers a bad name, and the mainstream media will catch on to our shenanigans.

  7. Joyanna Adams on December 14th, 2010 7:11 pm

    Wait…it's so obvious: that's a picture of Rush Limbaugh.
    I'd know him anywhere.

  8. A Stephens on December 14th, 2010 7:34 pm

    Could also be those Radical Lutherans RS McCain keeps warning us about.

  9. SignPainterGuy on December 14th, 2010 8:30 pm

    Is someone missing the humor gene ? YEP !

    "It`s better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt !" seems appropriate here !

    "Look (think) before you leap (to conclusions) !" works well too !

  10. SignPainterGuy on December 14th, 2010 8:33 pm

    Those rascally Lutherans are so evil and stealthy too; they completely avoided detection !

  11. ReaganiteGOPer on December 14th, 2010 8:33 pm

    Good news: the CIA has all 587 friends' names and IP adresses

  12. neomom on December 14th, 2010 8:43 pm

    Anybody notice that he worked for the Department of the Interior? Fabulous.

  13. Marshall_Will on December 14th, 2010 8:51 pm


    Uh… as we speak. Agents; commence Operation Jihadi Scumbag!

    ( And other than his -mother- there were 'how' many gals in there? ) Hey, I'd probably want to blow sh!t up too?

    I have no idea how much 'success' I'll w/ it, but I enrolled in a Hebrew Language Course just to p!ss these O-holes off. Well… that and a 2nd. language looks good on your Advancement app. and I figured the Enlisted Board sees Spanish, spanish, spanish all day long so maybe they'll at least LOOK at mine before circular filing?

  14. Mike S. on December 14th, 2010 9:37 pm

    All 587 of his friends are named "Muhammad".

  15. Mike S. on December 14th, 2010 9:39 pm

    It shouldn't trip up anybody with an IQ greater than room temperature…and right now, room temperature is hovering right around 50.

  16. Marshall_Will on December 14th, 2010 9:55 pm

    Mike S,

    Correct! ( And they are 'all' hot chicks!


  17. riograndevalleygirl on December 14th, 2010 10:35 pm

    Employment: Bacterial and Chemical Monitoring of Upper Power River Valley watershed. Please tell me someone photo-shopped that as a joke.

  18. tommy mc donnell on December 14th, 2010 10:42 pm

    he is from afghanistan. another guy who wants to kill americans who was brought here by our politicans. could someone tell me again why we need these people here.

  19. SignPainterGuy on December 15th, 2010 12:03 am

    He studied biology and chemistry at 3 universities – pre-med ? bio-chemical engineering / technologies ? And speaks German !

    It might be prudent for someone to test the water supply !

  20. OK_Loyalist on December 15th, 2010 12:08 am

    Because no country in the whole world wants our politicians ! :D

  21. SignPainterGuy on December 15th, 2010 12:45 am

    Ka-Chow !! Too right ! ;=)

  22. Rob on December 15th, 2010 6:28 pm

    Those darned Teabaggists are getting unruly! *shakes fist at Beck* /s

  23. SignPainterGuy on December 15th, 2010 11:47 pm

    "Teabaggists", Hmm, new one on me, sounds serious !

    BTW, be careful shaking that fist……afterall, the UN only sends tersely worded letters. You don`t want to appear ham fisted !

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