Breaking News! Obama to Keep Vacationing

Stop the presses!


The economy is a little safer for at least one bonus day. Maybe Obama found out how pissed off R. Lee Ermey is and decided to hole up on the Island a while longer.

The real “breaking news” we need to brace ourselves for is when he gets back to Washington.

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