Not Guilty By Reason of Being French

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Scene 1 from the soon to be released motion picture, “French Taunting at 37,000 Feet”:

A 34-year-old French man has been charged with assault and interfering with flight personnel after they confronted him about smoking in the toilet.

A criminal complaint filed in New York claims Franck Lebrun ‘did knowingly and intentionally assault and intimidate a flight crew member and flight attendant of the aircraft’ during a flight between Nice and New York on Saturday.

‘Lebrun appeared intoxicated and smelled of cigarettes and alcohol. Lebrun then approached a female flight crew attendant in an aggressive manner and pushed her away with both hands.
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He was then handcuffed and moved to the rear section of the aircraft.

Lebrun continued to verbally abuse individuals around him, yelling ‘I’m French, f*** you!’, the document said.

The events leading up to the arrest went something like this:

That was my yearly lame excuse to post Monty Python video. We now return you to your regularly scheduled political discussion…

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