The Anchorage Police Department didn’t exactly phrase it like I did in the title, but I doubt this story will get the Palin haters to shut up about it anyway:

The Anchorage Police Department blasted the National Enquirer’s recent report that Todd Palin is embroiled in a sex scandal involving an extramarital affair with a massage therapist who belonged to a prostitution ring.

“It was just guilt by innuendo, nothing else,” Lt. Dave Parker told the Daily News on Wednesday. “There’s not one scintilla of evidence that Todd Palin had anything to do with this.”

The Enquirer claimed 36-year-old Shailey Tripp was arrested for maintaining a house of prostitution in March and that cops had confiscated physical evidence that could tie ex-Gov. Sarah Palin’s husband to the alleged affair.

Not to be cruel, but this was all the evidence I needed to see:

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Motive? Just Palin hatin’ as usual:

In explaining the bombshell allegations, Parker said some in Anchorage were just “rabidly anti-Palin,” adding “they will do anything to destroy the platform Sarah Palin is standing on.”

Good thing Sheriff Clarence “The Opportunist” Dupnik isn’t running the Anchorage PD, or else both Palins would be rotting in a cell as we speak until evidence could be manufactured.

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9 Responses to “Alaska Police: No, Todd Palin Didn’t Screw a Masseuse Who Looks Like a Linebacker for the Seahawks”

  1. Marshall_Will on January 26th, 2011 7:03 pm

    "until evidence could be manufactured" LOL!

    Yeah we can always 'backfill' the allegations -later- I suppose? When you follow the link, the only "connection" between Todd and Ms. Linebacker Love is they happen to live in the same STATE!

    And a rather large… one at that. Todd is probably used to it by now. But that doesn't make it fair by any means.

    "Parker said some in Anchorage were just" ( 'Just' reporters sent there by the B/Lamestream media? ) Find honest work Shailey. And a life-coach.

  2. SignPainterGuy on January 26th, 2011 8:04 pm

    Doug, you`re right on all 3 counts:

    Palin haters are just going to hate the Palins regardless.
    A picture is worth a thousand words, in this case, beginning w/ "No thanks, I ate at home " !
    Sheriff Dumpnik would release a cell full of known murderers to make room for the Palins while he paid a year`s dept. operating budget to have some flimsy evidence manufactured against them !

    M_W, very well said – again !

  3. ReaganiteGOPer on January 26th, 2011 8:46 pm

    Headline of the day LOL

  4. Marshall_Will on January 26th, 2011 9:15 pm

    How sad is it when there's barely any discernable difference between the LSM and the National Inquirer?

    Hope you enjoyed your Prom Date last night Reaganite! ( A little hungover? )

  5. Nanny on January 26th, 2011 9:17 pm

    While the National Enquirer got one story right (John Edwards) what makes them think we NOW believe everything they print – kinda like the New York Times. It seems they are all in Nancy Pelosi mode. Keep repeating a lie till enough people believe it. Except people are getting really smart and doing their homework now.

    And speaking of the Botox One – wonder what her exercise routine was last night? She certainly didn't get any jumping up and down or flicking her eyes last night. Did catch a clip of her on Greta though – with her erstwhile line of it is still Bush's fault. Ya know she had to do it because her Messiah didn't mention it in the SOTU. Someone has to do his dirty work. Might as well be the San Fran Skank.

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  7. Joe Redfield on January 26th, 2011 10:08 pm

    So when was the last time the NY Times got one right?

  8. SignPainterGuy on January 27th, 2011 12:15 am

    The first time ?

  9. debateme on January 30th, 2011 2:53 pm

    Ummmm not one scintilla of evidence..wh talks like that? Oh, I know Sarah Palin does. Also fi anyoen bothered to even look at last weeks National Enquirer they put the mistress' picture right on the front cover. The article inside shows a a very put together woman. She doesn't look scary like in the first issue. Also the Enquirer didn't retract anything it said, the Palins didn't deny knowing Tripp, and this woman has no other arrest record at all. I still say something is going on here.

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