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A tragedy like this hasn’t happened at Gitmo since the time a detainee got his turban caught in the pulley of a Total Gym® and accidentally hanged himself:

A 48-year-old Afghan prisoner at Guantanamo Bay collapsed and died, apparently from natural causes, after exercising inside the jail, the U.S. military said Thursday.

Awal Gul fell in the shower Tuesday night after working out on an elliptical machine in Camp 6, a communal section of the Guantanamo reserved for well-behaved prisoners, said military spokesman Army Col. Scott Malcom. The prisoner was taken to the base hospital, where he later died.

He leaves behind a camel, belt bomb and two Thighmasters.

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17 Responses to “Elliptical-Boarding: Gitmo Detainee Dies After Workout”

  1. SignPainterGuy on February 4th, 2011 3:54 pm

    Contrary to the left`s rantings of mistreatment of prisoners at Club Gitmo, these detainees are living high on the hog, so to speak. The majority, as I understand it, have gained weight, been exposed to a wide variety of entertainment that they`ve never seen before and live in far better conditions than when they were free. I submit, this guy died of sheer enjoyment ! Perhaps it was guilt at experiencing an emotion not allowed by islam !

  2. Clu Seatoe on February 4th, 2011 4:05 pm

    Meat’s back on the menu, boys!

  3. Rick on February 4th, 2011 4:13 pm

    LOL! The snow must have melted…you’re on fire…any Superbowl picks?

    SPG-And yet,they would still slaughter us all if they could.

  4. SignPainterGuy on February 4th, 2011 4:27 pm

    Satan has them by the tail, shaking them like a dog with his favorite stuffed toy – and they think they like it that way !

    Put another way, a poisonous snake will bite you regardless of how nice you are to it !

  5. SignPainterGuy on February 4th, 2011 4:28 pm

    STEP RIGHT UP, folks, GET IT WHILE IT`S FRESH !

  6. joyannaadams on February 4th, 2011 5:24 pm

    I predict the team that has the biggest treadmill in their locker room…will lose.

  7. Joe Redfield on February 4th, 2011 6:04 pm

    I can see the WaPo/NY Times headline now – "Freedom Fighter Tortured to Death by Sarah Palin".

  8. Scott B on February 4th, 2011 6:43 pm

    sounds good to me. If we can't waterboard 'em, get 'em to the gym!

  9. nannykins on February 4th, 2011 6:53 pm

    Got that right!!!

  10. SignPainterGuy on February 4th, 2011 9:37 pm

    Ha, ha, haaah !

    Ain`t it amazing, they can walk up and down some of the most rugged mountains, but feed, cloth and house `em and put `em on a treadmill, it`s toes up !

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  12. Rose A. Klein on December 18th, 2014 10:59 am

    Why died after workout? I think using elliptical is a most easiest workout. Share your views here.

  13. Lewis Barton on December 22nd, 2014 9:34 am

    Rose they have already said that cause was natural. Nothing to do with elliptical machine. Even the machines like elliptical and exercise bike helps you to maintain your cardiac order. Thanks

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