US Port Official Opens Mouth, Government to Quickly Close It

Remember the airline pilot who got in a mess of trouble not long ago for exposing airline insecurity secrets? Here’s a potential sequel.

If what he says is true or just a load of Pelosi (most likely the former), either way, this guy’s probably going to end up scrubbing barnacles off the hulls of Coast Guard ships for a living — if he’s lucky:

A port official has admitted that a ‘weapon of mass effect’ has been found by ‘partner agencies’ in the U.S., raising major questions over a possible government cover-up.

The disturbing revelation came in an interview with San Diego’s assistant port director screened by a television channel in the city.

The Customs and Border Protection Department tried to dampen speculation over his remarks, but doubts remained over whether he had inadvertently revealed a dirty bomb plot to attack the U.S. mainland.

Here’s the interview in question:

I have a feeling we’ve just met the new director of the port in Antarctica.

I’d be surprised if there aren’t continual attempts to get mass destruction materials into the US or to assemble them here. Nobody thinks J-Nap is basing her “we’re under the greatest threat of attack since 9/11” talk only on what her Magic 8-Ball tells her, do they? … Do they?? Nevermind.

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