Want to Re-Enact a Barack & Michelle Date Night Dinner?

Me neither — but one of Wolfgang Puck’s restaurants in DC is offering exactly what the Obama’s had when they went out for FLOTUS’s birthday.

Obviously the food is healthy and low-fat, consistent with the “Let’s Move” health campaign.

Just kidding. Here’s what you’ll get for $85 a person:

First Course
Spicy Tuna Tartare, Sesame-Miso Cones, Shaved Bonito, Tobiko

Second Course
Dim Sum Platter: “Tiny Dumplings,” Scallop & Shrimp Sui Mai, Organic Chicken & Wild Field Mushroom Dumplings, Crystal Garlic Chive Dumplings

Third Course
Whole Wok-Fired Lobster, Chinese Garlic Sauce Prime Filet, Smoked Onion Chili Sauce

Fourth Course
15-Layer Carrot Cake, Cream Cheese, Candied Walnuts, Ginger Ice Cream Chocolate Tasting

For an extra $20 per person Reggie Love will personally dab your chin and hold your Blackberry while you take a leak.

I ran across this comment at Free Republic: “I’d rather have the Bill Clinton date night fare: A pepperoni pizza and a pair of kneepads.”