Do you have an overwhelming urge to drop some firecrackers in that thing just to scare the sith out of them?


(h/t Weasel Zippers)


15 Responses to “What Do You Get When You Cross a Star Wars Geek With a Progressive Moron?”

  1. SignPainterGuy on February 23rd, 2011 12:44 pm

    A firecracker, a pack of firecrackers, a cherry bomb, an m-80 or a stink bomb – any or all would be quite satisfying for me ! And then when the excitement starts, pull tight the tripwire !

    Mmmmmm, good times !

  2. Marshall_Will on February 23rd, 2011 12:51 pm

    Talk about "reachin' fer sh!t"? Screw firecrackers ( how about do the world a favor and drop a road FLARE in that mother!?*

    This has gone completely OOC. ( Where's a good hard Wisconsin deep-freeze when you need one? ) We're on like what.., Day 10 of this BS? Stop giving being Polish a bad name and GTF back to work you shiftless b@stards.

    *We here at The Powers That Be do not condone violence in any shape or form ( no matter HOW well deserved! )

  3. Marshall_Will on February 23rd, 2011 12:55 pm

    Ewww, cherry bomb! ( Nice touch )

    Don't hatin' just b/c they're clueless J.O's. ( Even dude on the left seems to be saying WTF? )

  4. SignPainterGuy on February 23rd, 2011 1:08 pm

    Ditto !!

    *Yeah, uh, right, right, what you said ! Mmmmm hmm !

  5. ShirleyUJest on February 23rd, 2011 1:51 pm

    This is probably the first time in 10 years these guys have been out of mommy's basement!

  6. Marshall_Will on February 23rd, 2011 1:59 pm

    Correct, and the guy making up the @ss-end of their little bit of cleverness STILL ain't seeing jack!

    To make this debate about 'jobs' or… "an assualt on unions" or middle-class is roughly commensurate to equating an affair being about "affection" when your wife is fighting for her LIFE on the operating table!

    Gee hon? Here we have an economy on the ropes ( or possibly down for the Count! depending on who you want to listen to? ) and you guys decide this is good timing for a show of force and wielding power. Sheesh.

  7. OK_Loyalist on February 23rd, 2011 2:00 pm

    I've been wondering where Nick went, any bet he's the one in back huffing the fumes of of dude in front?

  8. SignPainterGuy on February 23rd, 2011 2:08 pm

    Good one, It ain`t good to be the north end of a southbound imperial walker ! And it was probably Nick`s idea to have bean burritos for breakfast !

    And speaking of which, aren`t leftists opposed to "imperialism" ?

  9. SignPainterGuy on February 23rd, 2011 2:16 pm

    Btw, did you notice that Chappy (last night`s back and forth) is not well versed in the concept of "give it a rest" and "let it go" ! By that time of day, he`s usually pickled and will nit-pick something to death !

    I`ve quit reading MANY threads because of him !

  10. OK_Loyalist on February 23rd, 2011 2:41 pm


    A southbound burrito eh ?

    chap isn't all he thinks he is ;)

  11. TheZooKeeper on February 23rd, 2011 2:50 pm

    Headline: "Devastated Nerd Leaves Mom's Basement. Discovers Others Don't Dress the Same"

  12. SignPainterGuy on February 23rd, 2011 3:15 pm

    What is the use in "nit-picking" until only a partial memory of the "nit" remains to be "picked" ? It must be a drunk-lawyer thang !!?

    Confucious say; "Stay well North of Southbound bean burritos" !

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  14. backwoods on February 23rd, 2011 6:41 pm

    Imperial Walker? Sorry, I don't keep up with the name brands of devices for old people.

  15. LB1901 on February 23rd, 2011 7:00 pm

    I've hear they're easy to tip over.

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