Chris Matthews: It’s Groundhog Tinkle Day!  Nobody Knows which one of these three men would actually be picked to be a car bomber if they were in a police lineup, based just on his looks.
Look carefully now: If you picked the black man…you would be a racist according to our Attorney General, Eric Holder, but you also would be right.
The other two are well known political Ferrymen: Newt Gingrich and Chris Matthews. Chris is so upset that Newt is thinking about running for President, that he gave the best philosophical pinky-headed, razor-focused reason he could think of for why Newt should NOT run—based on his vast knowledge and astute criteria for picking a United States President….which is usually based on tinkle feelings in his legs.
He said this on his program:


MATTHEWS: But he looks like a car bomber. He looks like a car bomber. Clarence, he looks like a car bomber. (He was talking to some guy named Clarence) He’s got that crazy Mephistophelian grin of his. He looks like he loves torturing. Look at the guy! I mean this, this is not the face of a president.

Now…look again carefully: Which man looks, based on just the face, like a man who loves to torture? I’ll give you a hint: Look for ‘tinkling eyes”
There is a good reason Chris Matthews is losing ratings, and this is just one of the many we have to tinkle about.


12 Responses to “Joyanna Adams: Sitting in for the Powerful Wizard of Wit”

  1. Rick on March 3rd, 2011 5:47 pm

    Here’s to the powers of ‘The Nobody That Be’.

    The TSA would look over these three and prime the rubber gloves for the old white man…careful at the airport,Powers.

  2. Joe Redfield on March 3rd, 2011 8:01 pm

    To me, Newt looks like a dead Rino.

  3. SignPainterGuy on March 3rd, 2011 8:06 pm

    "Tingles" to "Tinkles", hmmmm, I think you`re on to something Joyanna ! Whereas before, we were talking about a "personal issue" that Chrissy should have kept to the privacy of his own home, or at least a bathroom stall, "tinkles" describes what he does on logic, common sense and the truth AND what we`d like to do all over him !!

    "Nobody" done good !

  4. Nanny on March 3rd, 2011 11:34 pm

    If you ask me the terrorist in the above mug shots looks like it could be the love child of Chris Tingles and that goofy and violent model Naomi Campbell.

  5. Nanny on March 3rd, 2011 11:41 pm

    And now for your educational highlight of the day – this is what our taxpayer dollars support! Completely disgusting but something Chris Tingles seems infatuated with.

  6. SignPainterGuy on March 3rd, 2011 11:46 pm

    Speaking strictly for me, it`s a stretch to see any resemblance to tinkly-tingles but the Naomi Campbell similarities are remarkable !

  7. SignPainterGuy on March 4th, 2011 12:17 am

    Oooooh, sex toy on a 6 amp reciprocating saw ! Easy now Tingles, that`s nearly 1 horsepower to propel that toy to maybe 600 reciprocations per minute ! The possibilities boggle the mind !

  8. joyannaadams on March 4th, 2011 1:56 am

    All you guys are great! —Are you up for adoption? This is TOO much fun!

    As for Nanny's sex toy…OMG. Why am I thinking of Nancy Pelosi?

  9. SignPainterGuy on March 4th, 2011 2:09 am

    Sorry Joyanna, I`m not avail. for adoption, but I can be borrowed or perhaps rented ! Just keep in mind, I`m sensitive to RPMs ! ;-)

    As for why you`re thinking of Pelowsi, I`m trying NOT to think about it ! (shivers) The thoughts of her eyes getting even bigger is just too disturbing !

  10. nannykins on March 4th, 2011 11:42 am

    You are thinking of Nancy Pelosi??? Well perhaps because she represents those cretins in the SanFran district where this behaviour is the norm but the thought of Pelosi stripping down to be "stimulated" by a f*&ksaw in front of an audience is just, well, Yeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww. She may be the master of "stimulus" when it comes to wasting taxpayer dollars but the picture of her naked is just, Yeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww………..

  11. TheZooKeeper on March 4th, 2011 1:46 pm

    "The student's response was over-whelmingly positive." Confirmed, we now know who's officially running the asylum.

  12. SignPainterGuy on March 4th, 2011 8:11 pm

    As Doug says, "What is once seen cannot be un-seen !", even a mental picture cannot be un-seen !

    BRAIN BLEACH !! QUICK, someone bring the brain bleach !

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