House Republicans Giving Democrats Cups of Cancer… or Something

Out of all the evil in the world hell bent to murder us and end America as we know it, what are the Democrats frightened to death of?


A group of Democrats complain Styrofoam cups in the House cafeteria could contain carcinogens.

In a letter to Speaker John Boehner (Ohio) and other Republican leaders, the nine Democrats say the Styrofoam cups and other dining materials could hold chemical components that could cause cancer. The Democrats are upset with the switch to Styrofoam from recyclable materials put into place when Democrats ran the House.

The letter asks Boehner to reconsider the switch away from recyclable to polystyrene-based foam containers, and warns that the health of visitors to the Capitol could be compromised.

Or you could just bring your own cup from home, you liberal pantywaists.

If I were Boehner I’d send each of them a pack of smokes with a note reading, “Here, have a real carcinogen, wussies.”

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