Nobody Cares about what Hollywood thinks anymore…but right now they seem to be losing patience with the great man they all got out of their private jets and limousines for. It was hard work, but they somehow managed it. Obama didn’t stop the wars, he didn’t close Guantanamo, and he has yet to throw a big White House shindig for the “other” Hollywood that worked so hard to get him elected. Stevie Wonder is hogging all the best parties. I suggest they all get dreadlocks–they looked pretty good on Joe Biden.

 So, what do you do when you don’t get payback? You complain along with the rest of us!

Matt Damon complained that Obama doesn’t even say the word ‘poverty.’ Just wait till he finds out that the word “terrorist” has been banned too.
 
What? You mean Matt Damon is NOT Jason Bourne?
 
Oh.
 
Matt said he stopped believing in the “audacity,” which makes no sense because that’s actually Obama’s best feature….his audacity to continually do what he wants, despite the law.
 
 
Barbara Streisand must have more pull than Matt, because she complained to Larry King that Obama had not used his executive powers to get rid of “Don’t ask, don’t tell.” And…right away, Obama took care of it. Babs had to leave the country to get him to know she was serious. She didn’t want to be around in the elections due to the ‘bloodbath.’
 
Funny, Obama also left the country during the 2010 “bloodbath.” Maybe they secretly met up and he gave in to her immense powers.
(Oh..no..I did NOT go there.)

Spike Lee
was upset about how he handled the Gulf Oil Spill. The audacity.

Angelina Jolie
got mad at him for letting over 300,000 people be murdered in Darfur. The nerve.
 
George Clooney had to actually stick up for George W. Bush’s work on aids.
 
It’s getting bad.
 
And Robert Redford told MSNBC that the voters sent Obama to Washington to be a bold and visionary leader. “We don’t need a disaster-manager,” the actor said. “We need a leader.” Mr. Redford was expecting him to ban all cars, and most of the people…he was sorely let down.
 
This brings me to my own little quirk that has been bothering me for quite some time that has nothing to do with politics: humor me.
 
I could swear, after watching almost all of Robert Redford’s movies and Brad Pitt’s movies, that Brad Pitt is Robert Redford’s kid. I mean, next time you see them…compare. Really, the resemblance is creepy.
 
Why do I say this? Because Redford, some time ago, used to hang around the Ozarks in Missouri. Robert used to come and give talks at this exclusive hotel in the Ozarks , promoting his environmental issuers. I worked at that hotel, and there WERE rumors…the he had a girlfriend not far away and that’s why he was always there.
 
Brad Pitt is from Springfield, Missouri. According to Wiki-Leaks (I mean, Wikipedia ) he has a mom, Jane Etta, and a dad…named William Alvin Pitts.
 
I’d like to see a picture of his real dad.
 
Remember, his first real big movie was, “A River Runs through it ” with…guess who? Robert Redford. Lots of good looking guys go to Hollywood to make it big. Not many score such a big movie in such short time. And only one in a million look like Robert Redford’s son.
 
I can’t believe I have to do The National Enquirer’s work for them.
 
Hey, we’ll never know Hollywood’s secrets, but if they are going to keep picking these losers for Presidents, there is no reason we, (Okay…me) can’t have fun speculating, right?
 
So, hey Brad…where’s the birth-DNA- tested certificate?
 
We could always use another Jeremiah Johnson.
 
(Nobody made this up for fun. )
 
P.S. Notice that nowhere in this essay did I put Obama’s name in color, proving once again, that tea party people are NOT racists.
 
****
Whew! This was my last post for the omniscient, incomparably brilliant parodist, Doug Powers. I just wanted to say, that Mr. Powers is not only the best wit around, he is a real patriot, a kind soul, and a wonderful mentor, who keeps encouraging me to be myself, despite the obvious danger he put himself into, when asking me to “babysit’ his blog.
 
That took…true courage. Thank you Mr. Powers…it was an honor.
 
And as Rick would say in signboard style: WE HAVE MISSED YOU DOUG…WELCOME HOME!
 
Nobody will always remembers Doug’s readers: —You guys and gals are the best. Thanks for putting up with all my silly pictures!
 
Now…turn right here: Joyanna Adams…signing off: 
(Visit me at joyannaadams.wordpress.com –I need all the Nobody’s Opinions I can get! )

Comments

21 Responses to “TURN RIGHT HERE! The Power is Back!”

  1. SignPainterGuy on March 8th, 2011 1:15 am

    Joyanna, your wit and wisdom is indeed in the same realm as our host, so feel good about the job you`ve done here. We`ve all enjoyed it !

    One thing though, I`m still not Rick !

    Am I gonna hafta start callin` you Shirley !? ;-)

  2. joyannaadams on March 8th, 2011 1:28 am

    Yes, nobody likes Shirley. Poor Shirley. Shirley just got lost on her way to the dugout…

    Tell her to please stand by!

    And thanks Rick!

  3. SignPainterGuy on March 8th, 2011 1:45 am

    Oh, I meant to add to my last comment, you`ve been a good Den Mother !

  4. Clu Seatoe on March 8th, 2011 1:52 am

    But, I thought, umm….
    But, when did, uh….
    But, if he, uh….
    But, how did they, umm….
    Huh?
    I think I need to pull in over here and get directions.
    I’m lost.

  5. Rick on March 8th, 2011 4:43 am

    Redford/Pitt…one “birth” conspiracy at a time,please.You just ran a river through Hollywierd and flooded the place.They still won’t vote for the baby elephant!

    Clu,you can’t get there from here…lol.

    All signage should be done by SPG,not me.

  6. Zilla on March 8th, 2011 9:48 am

    Joyanna, you have been an absolute delight to read here while Doug was away. He really could not have chosen a better person to keep his blog warm. I will be sure not to miss you over at your place, I hope your guest stint here will bring you tons of new readers for your own blog. Rightblog Superstardom awaits you!

    I find it hilarious that Hollyweirdos are finally stepping away from the Barryberry Koolaid. I guess there are limits to how much self absorbed weirdos can suffer from other self absorbed weirdos.

  7. nannykins on March 8th, 2011 11:39 am

    Joy – thanks so much for babysitting – I hope Doug pays well. While we may be brats at times – we will request your presence again – should the need arise – for your services. Welcome home Doug – hope you had a good time and brought home some loot because according to Michael Moore you have to share it with us. So pony up dude – I needs me some mo' money – for ummmmmm……. a tramp stamp, a new cell phone, some gold inlays, my mortgage payment and to fill up my gas tank!!!

  8. Marshall_Will on March 8th, 2011 12:53 pm

    Weirder still is Michael Kinsley seeing the light at the end of the tunnel turned out to be a burglar's torch as well?
    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0211/50344.h

    When you've the likes of Kinsley coming to grips w/ the fact we should have never been subsidizing Hollywood to -begin- with..!?!? What is the world coming to?

    Not to break my arm off patting myself on the back but… my prediction was Post-Bloodbath there'd be a lot of faux-journalists/limo-libs mounting frantic efforts to distance themselves from the sordid pasts.

    Question 'is'… ( do we embrace them w/ open arms or cold shoulders? ) IMHO, the latter. Off to my Victory Lap all!

  9. Amos on March 8th, 2011 1:57 pm

    I too believe that Brad is really a Redford. I came to that conclusion while watching them both in Spygame. And in Meet Joe Black Brad is like a spitting image of a younger Redford.

  10. Marshall_Will on March 8th, 2011 2:17 pm

    "Really, the resemblance is creepy"

    They 'do' seem to have a shared narcisstic quality about them? How creepy is it to have a 'dad' you can't share you affection w/ publicly in exchange for 'fame'? How creepy is it that your mentor/biological father/sugah-daddy is constantly embarrassed by your severely limited, mono-dimensional character portrayals?

    Ahem, when eldest daughter was in HS she asked us for braces. Why 'not', all her other friends got them! She has a "Lauren Hutton" gap that makes her instantly recognizable as a Will. Like MY father! We calmly but firmly explained to her that it is PART of who she 'is'. Years later as a young adult, boy is she glad she didn't take the clone-plunge! In short, if you can't be proud of who you 'are' ( what do you really 'have'? ) IMHO.

  11. nannykins on March 8th, 2011 2:52 pm

    Here in Michigan we have a 42% give away subsidy for the "poor" Hollyweird crowd to film their crap. Michael Moore even got in on the give away for his last film and walked away with $1.2 million of our hard earned tax money. Frank Beckman is our morning radio host at WJR and went after Mitch Albom for his shameful support of this give away. Currently the subsidy is on the chopping block to trim our $1.8 billion deficit. http://detnews.com/article/20110304/MIVIEW/103040

    Since the above article was written it was discovered that the subsidies given away thus far have been under reported by $72 million!!! So the likes of Brad Pitt could be the spawn of Charles Manson and it does not change the fact that he is sh!tty actor along with the rest of the libs who come to our state with their hands out looking for give aways that we cannot afford. If Michigan is/was such a great place to film their tripe they would have been here all along. They didn't show up until a 42% bone was dangled above their heads. Pathetic!!!

  12. SignPainterGuy on March 8th, 2011 3:03 pm

    Gapped front teeth – not you too ! Aaaaauuuuugh !

  13. Portia on March 8th, 2011 3:10 pm

    She might be on to something here. Is Brad Pitt short and does he have lots and lots of pock marks? I saw Robert when he was young and used to visit the Hill….I was shocked and impressed. Shocked that the real deal was quite homely and impressed with Hollywood make-up artists.

  14. SignPainterGuy on March 8th, 2011 3:12 pm

    So you`re sayin`, Michigan is like the lonely child whose parents tied a porkchop around his neck to get the dog to play with him ? ;-)

    Here in NC, Ma Bev Purdue is under attack for her insistance on keeping the biz incentives in place – giving potential cos hundreds of millions of bucks in reduced tax rates and / or reduced utility rates to move into the state. Dell Computers for one moved in, took the cash, stayed the required 3 yrs. and cut a trail ! They never did hire the required number of employees ! Ma Bev disputes the (logical) notion that a co. that can be lured into the state with $ can be lured away to another state with $$ .

  15. SignPainterGuy on March 8th, 2011 3:18 pm

    Ha ha haaa ! Reality bites !

  16. Marshall_Will on March 8th, 2011 3:58 pm

    nannykins,

    Why all the bitterness? The Motion Picture Industry employs thousands of people performing menial P/T functions like being Mr. Pitt's pet groomer while he is "on location".

    Add in all the caterers, make-up 'artists' ( and other lackeys, they IMPORT from Cali ) and it becomes quite 'substantial'? Yeah, all just so we can say "Have you ever seen the movie A River Of RED INK Runs Through It?"

    Even more incredible is.., these people actually think they are 'working'. Yep, busy schedule, gotta' trim some low-hanging fruit up in Mich., then on to a shoot in SubsidyLand.., leave a message! Busy, busy.

  17. Marshall_Will on March 8th, 2011 4:00 pm

    Daughter #1 looks like Lauren Hutton ( 'I' look like Terry Thomas! ) Luck of the draw I suppose?

  18. Doug on March 8th, 2011 4:08 pm

    Thanks to Joyanna for filling in! Great job! Thanks to everybody else too for keeping the conversation going!

    I'll be back up and running very shortly.

  19. SignPainterGuy on March 8th, 2011 4:27 pm

    I always like Lauren Hutton !

    I apologized to my Daughter (only child) for her gapped teeth, but I will not apologize for her stature – she`s a bit over 5'-10" – I`m 6'-3" and her maternal GP was 6'-4" !

    Just a little bragging rights – I`m the tallest on either side of my family EVER !

  20. SignPainterGuy on March 8th, 2011 7:17 pm

    "Contents May Settle In Shipment…"

    I do love those "self disclosure" statements !

    I`m fine with my schnozz !

  21. Christopher John on March 9th, 2011 8:39 pm

    Ya I'm just waiting for the next president to be an actor. Thanks for the article.

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