Silicone is the Breast Defense Against Snake Bites

Time out from the political stories of the day for some science news that could someday save your life. Namely, how fake boobs make for a great defense against snake bites.

According to The Sun, the snake in this video later died of silicone poisoning:

Hard to believe that Tommy Lee’s still alive, isn’t it?

Moral of the story: If you ever have to venture into snake-infested waters, make sure to take the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills with you.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.