Time out from the political stories of the day for some science news that could someday save your life. Namely, how fake boobs make for a great defense against snake bites.

According to The Sun, the snake in this video later died of silicone poisoning:

Hard to believe that Tommy Lee’s still alive, isn’t it?

Moral of the story: If you ever have to venture into snake-infested waters, make sure to take the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills with you.

Comments

5 Responses to “Silicone is the Breast Defense Against Snake Bites”

  1. Clu Seatoe on March 14th, 2011 3:54 pm

    OK! OK! I’m sorry! It’s just that the POTUS’s female said….

  2. SignPainterGuy on March 14th, 2011 6:58 pm

    Stupid beyond words………

  3. Nanny on March 14th, 2011 8:21 pm

    Doug, Doug, Doug – I hate snakes – couldn't play the video or I would be up all nite with nite frights! I need a good nite's sleep so I can get up, go to work and contribute to the moochers via my government which is as scary as snakes!!!

  4. SignPainterGuy on March 14th, 2011 9:17 pm

    Nanny,

    I didn`t want to play it either, but the preview shot made me want to see her get set for tongue jewelry ! I should have taken Doug`s hint…..let`s just say, I`m surprised she didn`t go flying around the room like a released not-tied balloon ! Ha ha !

    OOOUUUUUUCH !!

  5. Clu Seatoe on March 14th, 2011 10:26 pm

    Why is it not surprising that such a malignant video would come from south of a certain latitude?

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