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According to Janet Napolitano, the border is as secure as it’s ever been, but almost every day we’re reminded why J-Nap isn’t even qualified to be a cashier at Borders if she actually believes that. Here’s the latest reminder:

Border Patrol agents recently arrested 13 illegal immigrants disguised as U.S. Marines and riding in a fake military van, U.S. Customs and Border Protection said Tuesday.

The illegal immigrants were clad in Marine uniforms when they were apprehended at the Campo Border Patrol Westbound I-8 checkpoint at 11 p.m. on March 14 near Pine Valley, Calif., border officials said. Two U.S. citizens in the van also were arrested.

What gave them away? It probably didn’t help that the phony uniforms of all these geniuses just happened to be wearing were all sporting the same name:

All of the vehicle’s occupants wore U.S. Marine uniforms, reportedly emblazoned with the name “Perez.”

Hey, they’re illegals, not rocket scientists. If they were rocket scientists they all would have had the same German name.

The authorities should leave them dressed as Marines and haul them up to Berkeley — that’d be one way to get the freeze-dried Bay Area moonbats to finally want to get rid of illegals — albeit unwittingly.

Comments

17 Responses to “13 Illegals Arrested Wearing US Military Uniforms”

  1. backwoods on March 22nd, 2011 10:24 pm

    Is she any kin to Harry Reid?

  2. OK_Loyalist on March 22nd, 2011 10:28 pm

    Surely you have heard of 'The Perez Patrol' ? No ? Whoever Shirley is!

  3. Doug on March 22nd, 2011 10:53 pm

    Oh yes, I forgot about the elite "Green Perez" special forces unit.

  4. swede on March 22nd, 2011 11:05 pm

    "Border Patrol agents recently arrested 13 illegal immigrants disguised as U.S. Marines"

    Ah, therein lies their mistake! Had they been wearing Che Guevara shirts and chanting ¡Viva la Revolución! ¡Viva la Bama! they would have received the keys to the city and a welcome parade. And a fruit basket.

  5. OK_Loyalist on March 22nd, 2011 11:55 pm

    And given a Democrat Voter Card.

  6. Ken in Texas on March 23rd, 2011 12:19 am

    I'm not really sure on this, but isn't impersonating a member of the U.S. Military a Federal offense?

  7. Doug on March 23rd, 2011 12:37 am

    Yes, but then again, being an illegal alien used to be a federal offense too!

  8. backwoods on March 23rd, 2011 12:38 am

    I find the federal government offensive.

  9. jadedbypolitics on March 23rd, 2011 8:01 am

    That is awesome "haul them up to Berkley"…..LOL!

  10. Zilla on March 23rd, 2011 10:13 am

    Barry & Nappy will probably give them an award.

  11. Frederick on March 23rd, 2011 10:41 am

    Within a couple of years I'm sure the entire Perez clan will be living in US government subsidized housing and collecting US food stamps and US unemployment checks, and will have elbowed a Californian out of a job with under the table wages.

  12. Marshall_Will on March 23rd, 2011 11:42 am

    Frederick,

    Well maybe 'so' ( but you have to admit, the guys looked pretty darned squared away in their 'uniforms'? )

    I'll further propose they be allowed every access to The DREAM Act where they can pursue their educational goals, be given full Citizenship and REAL uniforms! Lol, welcome aboard Fred.

  13. Marshall_Will on March 23rd, 2011 11:47 am

    Or Homeland Security head honcho?

    Speaking of, how IS it J-Nap has managed to AGE so much!? She looked like holy hell 'prior' to taking the post, but wouldn't you think being subjected to actual 'stress' be a necessary element to make matters that markedly worse?

    Just an observation!

  14. LibertyAtStake on March 23rd, 2011 2:13 pm

    Quick, somebody send the Perez Brigade to Libya to take over operation Odyssey Dawn!

    d(^_^)b http://libertyatstake.blogspot.com/
    "Because the Only Good Progressive is a Failed Progressive"

  15. Sarah on September 19th, 2012 5:49 am

    Marine uniforms are much like corporate uniforms perth. They're easily recognizable. The border patrol would probably be unable to tell them for fakes, unless they take a closer look. Too bad they used the same name.

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