I highly doubt that The One said this without prior clearance from FLOTUS, as evidenced by that fact that he isn’t having an eggplant from the White House garden surgically removed from his colon today:


A good comeback would have been “and you don’t want to be between Barack and his teleprompter… oh wait, there isn’t any room between Barack and his teleprompter.”

Are tamales on the approved “Let’s Move” diet?


11 Responses to “‘You Don’t Want to Be Between Michelle and a Tamale’”

  1. Joe Redfield on May 6th, 2011 3:14 pm

    The tamales are high speed and shovel ready.

  2. backwoods on May 6th, 2011 3:51 pm

    And conducive to the production of the stuff Obama is constantly shoveling.

  3. Adam on May 6th, 2011 4:53 pm

    Does anyone else think that Barack needs TOTUS in order to talk dirty in bed? And what poor scribe is required to sit there in the room and type out what he needs to say? On that note…I'm done for the week and goin' fishin'!!

  4. backwoods on May 6th, 2011 5:01 pm

    You baited us and now you run away!

  5. Fuzzlenutter on May 6th, 2011 5:44 pm

    So THAT'S what makes that ass the size of a small country.

    Communist, of course…


  6. swede on May 6th, 2011 8:19 pm

    FLOTUS = Fat Lady of the United States.

    You don't want to be between her and food of any kind. Her azz has it's own zip code.

  7. Scott B on May 6th, 2011 8:52 pm

    "Let's Move!"… usually heard when anyone has too many tamales and is going for the bathroom.

  8. Clu Seatoe on May 6th, 2011 10:49 pm

    It was rehearsed. Somebody had to write it for him and his sheepish grin asks the question:

    Hey, Baby, am I, am I, am I OK?
    I mean, are we still OK?
    Can I be there tonight?

    Her look indicates her surprise. Wow, Dummy! You done good and you did it without TOTUS.

  9. cdl on May 7th, 2011 12:56 am

    Looks to me like she's saying something like…

    "What choo talkin' bout Willis."

  10. OK_Loyalist on May 7th, 2011 3:29 am

    She looked like … I'm going to to whoop your LGBT curtain hanging ass!

  11. Jimbo on May 7th, 2011 5:56 pm

    Of course, she can have her tamales… or lobster, or ribs, or whatever. Bossy boots just wants to shame everyone else's eating habits.

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