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Wanna bet the titles include “The Love Goat” and “Sheeper by the Dozen”?

From Reuters:

A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

Does the Quran permit porn?

I guess now we know what he needed the herbal Viagra for.

Comments

17 Responses to “Report: Porn Found in Bin Laden Compound”

  1. Joe Redfield on May 13th, 2011 3:37 pm

    I imagine Wikileaks is on this case already.

  2. Scott B on May 13th, 2011 4:14 pm

    What about "The Men Who Stare at Goats"? :)

  3. Marshall_Will on May 13th, 2011 4:14 pm

    "Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials."

    No you stupid a-holes… his WIVES were 'watching' it! How stupid, the 'officials' were so vague in their descriptions. They claim the compound was "cut off from the Internet". Well of course they're going to say that. It makes them look -extra- stupid when an IP address in Abbbattabbattabad was downloading P0RN and they couldn't even figure 'that' out?

    Like how many f@cking computers ARE there in all of Pakistan? Let alone the Northern region where Donald Trump TOLD us we'd find him? Sheesh, cabbies in Detroit knew this guy had become a toy-jihadist, what ELSE is he going to do all day?

    Thus their vague approach. Even going so far as to imply he had his smut courier-delivered on SEC-thumb drives. This is/was the key that could have ended this long ago. These were his 'cyber' women ( or at least I HOPE they were 'women' ) and this would've been easier than tracking REAL women. Friggin' idiots.

  4. Marshall_Will on May 13th, 2011 4:41 pm

    "They also found Avena syrup, an extract of wild oats that is marketed as a natural impotence cure.
    Aside from its use to increase sexual desire and potency, Avena syrup is also used as an artificial sweetener often used for a sour stomach."

    Last week we had President Ipecac, this week it's Jihadist Ipecac. Yes, my tummy's been acting up a bit too. Dude was a freak. Plain & cynical.

  5. Clu Seatoe on May 13th, 2011 4:56 pm

    Should not come as a surprise to anyone given that, per Google, by multiple billions, the majority of internet search requests for porn come from the part of the world where sharia and mohamed rule.

  6. Marshall_Will on May 13th, 2011 5:53 pm

    ( Well I would've guessed the UK know whadda' I mean.., nudge, nudge? )

    I think early on the CIA figured out ( after having to verify whether or not it was even 'his' voice on recorded messages ) this guy was cut off from the very sleeper cells he created. Obviously holed up and isolated.

    At the same time, they realized he was a MINO ( Mooslim In Name ONLY! ) Given his wealthy upbringing and the manner in which the REST of Mid-East Royalty -conducts- themselves, wasn't this really a no-brainer?

    I'm not saying (1) download would have given us his address and phone number? But it was the most logical starting point. Oh wait! Is it that freaking Ramadandan 'thing' again? Hit pause on the DVD.., I gotta' make a quick tape! Infidels must die blah blah… OK! Hit play!

  7. SignPainterGuy on May 13th, 2011 6:56 pm

    People have long wanted what they cannot have – why else did the 9/11 hijackers visit strip clubs and stuff before their mission ?

  8. OK_Loyalist on May 13th, 2011 8:41 pm

    If a picture paints a thousand words, that picture is a novel

    LOL

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  10. cdl on May 14th, 2011 11:27 am

    I've got a scary thought. And I apologize beforehand.

    Just about everyone that's dabbled in porn consumption eventually gets the hairbrained idea that they want to record themselves boinking the old lady.

    It won't be long before TMZ has an exclusive copy of what apparently is the middle-east's version of Charlie Sheen…you know…getting the job done.

    I need a shower now

  11. Doug on May 14th, 2011 12:40 pm

    Friendly piece of advice: Don't go to Google Images and type in "camels having sex" without setting the filter to at least "moderate"… that's all I'm sayin'…

  12. Doug on May 14th, 2011 12:41 pm

    Oh God… maybe that's why they found him in his underwear and Hillary had that "seeing the video evidence from the Starr Report" look on her face while watching the live feed in the Situation Room.

  13. cdl on May 14th, 2011 12:43 pm

    haha

  14. Jeremie Jordan on May 14th, 2011 12:49 pm

    Behind the Green Burka…

  15. OK_Loyalist on May 14th, 2011 1:33 pm

    ROFL

    I've already got my chuckle of the day.

  16. SignPainterGuy on May 14th, 2011 2:20 pm

    Suddenly, all the puzzle pieces come together ! Hah ha ha ha haaaa !

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