Barack Obama, one-man United Nations:

In Ireland, he drank a beer with the residents of Moneygall, birthplace of his maternal great-great-great-grandfather, and electrified a downtown audience in Dublin in need of cheering up after years of recession.

In Britain, Obama and the first lady, Michelle, lodged at Buckingham Palace and, at the nine-century-old Westminster Hall, he presented himself to Parliament as “the grandson of a Kenyan who served as a cook in the British army.” The audience erupted in applause.

And here in Poland he acknowledged that he shares its heritage, if only through cultural osmosis.

“I am part of Poland because I come from Chicago,” he said. “And if you live in Chicago and you haven’t become a little bit Polish, then something’s wrong with you.”

And that’s why you never see a community organizer without a bowl of perogies.

Speaking of Obama’s trip to Ireland, there is now video evidence that the prez can’t handle his alcohol:


8 Responses to “For Those of You Keeping Score At Home, Obama is ‘Part of Poland’ Now”

  1. backwoods on May 29th, 2011 1:56 pm

    He went to a party in 2008 and he hasn't gotten back yet.

  2. Joe Redfield on May 29th, 2011 1:57 pm

    I thought he "come from" Honolulu; is ever going to get his story straight?

  3. SignPainterGuy on May 29th, 2011 2:15 pm

    When the Traveler-in-Chief stands in a goat / chicken farm field on the outskirts of Mombasa, Kenya, pops a handfull of dung beetle bon-bons (brazenly stolen from Clu Seatoe) and says he feels at home……. THEN I`ll believe him ! Till then, he`s the "turkey-dinner prez" – full of IT !

    A pint or 3 of Guinness will make you feel at home anywhere !

  4. SignPainterGuy on May 29th, 2011 5:53 pm

    Kenyan, Irish and Polish…….hmmm……Polirenyan ? Kenirepol ? Irepolken ?

    He hates Her so much, I can`t bring myself to call him any part American !

  5. backwoods on May 29th, 2011 6:42 pm

    Those other people he's sucking up to probably don't want the blame for him either.

  6. Marshall_Will on May 30th, 2011 12:59 am

    As a 3rd generation Chicago POLOCK.., and White Sox fan ( that can actually NAME someone on the TEAM! ) I'm truly offended. Seriously guys, he's crossing lines here that shouldn't be crossed.

    Yet I'm infinitely more offended as a Salesman. This pathetic form of name dropping and grasping at straws for 'some' measure of commonality is no better than Curly from The 3 Stooges claiming "Your mother and 'my' mother were both MOTHERS!?" Kiss of death on the most rookie of sales circuits.

    Or would it be blatantly raaacist to ask the Imposter In Chief "How many Polish people do you know 'personally'?" Answer = Zero. Unless you count Ayersalski and Reverend Wrightowicz?

    His 2012 pResedential 'Campaign' should be "Reaching For New Lows Every DAY!"

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  8. superiorpaper on November 10th, 2016 9:17 am

    With the reading of your different articles about the different topics of the world I get the latest up to dates of their current situations. As you write about these topics that are very important for both countries mutual benefits, it’s nice.

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