Apologizing to Bill Clinton for a sexual wrongdoing is a little like getting caught robbing a bank and having to explain yourself to John Dillinger.

NBC New York:

Rep. Anthony Weiner explained himself and apologized for his conduct to Bill Clinton, who officiated his wedding to wife Huma Abedin, sources familiar with the call said.
It wasn’t immediately clear what was said on the call, but sources said that the Clintons – who are deeply loyal to Abedin – are distressed by the “sexting” scandal that Weiner immersed his wife in.

It’s reported that Bill accepted Weiner’s apology and then went back to burying his face in a stripper’s chest and making motorboat noises.

Meanwhile, Hillary and Huma are headed to Africa. Actually, Michelle Obama and Oprah are going to Africa this month too. If they’d take Nancy Pelosi with them it would be the best month ever in the states.


6 Responses to “You Know You Did Something Wrong When You’re Apologizing to Bill Clinton”

  1. Marshall_Will on June 8th, 2011 12:16 pm

    "Ms. Abedin believed Mr. Weiner's initial story that his Twitter and Facebook accounts had been hacked, and after he disclosed the truth of his indiscretions to her early Monday, she reacted with sadness and anger but remained composed, according to a person familiar with the matter."

    ( Which is exactly WHY he married her! ) She was trusting enough a person to buy IN to his bull, then bit the bullet and responded like a disciplined professional when the TRUTH was revealed. Valuing her career and status over making a SCENE!

    I think this speaks volumes as to his state of mind and premeditated nature. Like any predator, carefully choosing his intended victim.

  2. Granny55 on June 8th, 2011 4:11 pm

    Isn't that just rich? One philandering ass apologizing to another philandering ass. I hope they had fun comparing notes.

  3. cdl on June 9th, 2011 11:37 am

    I cna't evne splel I'm os dmubfonuded.

    It was supposed to be "live" not "life".

  4. SignPainterGuy on June 9th, 2011 11:04 pm

    whut`s liphe without a miztake er too !?

  5. Dexter_Alarius on June 9th, 2011 12:31 pm

    Weiner: Hey, Bill. You were a womanizing married elected official that got caught and DIDN'T resign. Got any advice?

  6. term paper on October 27th, 2017 5:34 am

    If someone is realizing that he or she had been sorry for the mistake they have made and avoid to do it again. It seems to be the best level of your generosity to forgive them at mean time.