Gingrich ‘In It to Win It’ According to New Campaign Spokesman Newt Gingrich

(Atlanta, Georgia – TPTB) In spite of recent staffing issues, Newt Gingrich remains undaunted in his pursuit of the GOP presidential nomination. This according to the new Press Secretary for the “Gingrich for President” campaign, Newt Gingrich.

Incoming Director of Communications, Newt Gingrich, concurred: “The campaign will go on!” This information was also eventually confirmed by the new head of Gingrich’s Rapid Response Team, Newt Gingrich.

The Gingrich camp denied reports that the candidate’s wife was behind any inner-circle strife. “How could she have been,” asked new Campaign Manager Newt Gingrich, “Newt and Callista were on a cruise in the Greek isles, which isn’t exactly the behavior of an obsessive micromanager.”

Gingrich’s Manager of Campaign Travel & Accommodations, Newt Gingrich, confirmed the couple’s vacation to reporters.

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“Mr. Gingrich will have a more detailed statement shortly and he looks forward to a spirited debate next week,” said Gingrich’s new Chief of Staff, Newt Gingrich