The mug shot of troubled high-end ambulance chaser John Edwards (aka “Mr. Two Americas” aka “Silky Pony” aka “The Breck Girl”) was released today.

The stress must be getting to him:

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Oh, sorry, wrong one… the Edwards mug shot is here:

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Politicians know to always smile in their mug shots — you never know when you’ll be able to use that puppy in a campaign ad.

Edwards faces severe penalties if convicted, including being taken from America #1 and imprisoned in America #2, where cigarettes and sex are the main currency, and “Pink Sapphire” isn’t a salon but rather the name of your cellmate.

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3 Responses to “John Edwards Mug Shot Released, and He Still Smells Terrific!”

  1. imoforpcs on May 2nd, 2017 11:10 pm
  2. imoforpcs on May 2nd, 2017 11:36 pm
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