John Edwards Mug Shot Released, and He Still Smells Terrific!

The mug shot of troubled high-end ambulance chaser John Edwards (aka “Mr. Two Americas” aka “Silky Pony” aka “The Breck Girl”) was released today.

The stress must be getting to him:


Oh, sorry, wrong one… the Edwards mug shot is here:


Politicians know to always smile in their mug shots — you never know when you’ll be able to use that puppy in a campaign ad.

Edwards faces severe penalties if convicted, including being taken from America #1 and imprisoned in America #2, where cigarettes and sex are the main currency, and “Pink Sapphire” isn’t a salon but rather the name of your cellmate.