Just when you start wondering if all high-profile criminal defense lawyers are pompous, classless, bottom-feeding gutter-carp, along comes a guy like Cheney Mason to… completely confirm your suspicion:

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Whatever you think about the verdict, at least it was an environmentally friendly proceeding. Everything used during the trial was recycled — even the O.J. Simpson jury.

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10 Responses to “You Stay Classy, Casey Anthony Defense Attorney!”

  1. Dexter_Alarius on July 6th, 2011 5:52 pm

    You've got it all wrong. He's responding to the question "How many friends did you have before your dog died?"

  2. Doug on July 6th, 2011 5:53 pm

    Haha! I stand corrected.

  3. cdl on July 6th, 2011 5:58 pm

    "Whatever you think about the verdict, at least it was an environmentally friendly proceeding. Everything used during the trial was recycled — even the O.J. Simpson jury."

    Compliments. One of your best doug.

  4. backwoods on July 6th, 2011 6:28 pm

    That verdict left a lot of people feeling green.

  5. SignPainterGuy on July 6th, 2011 7:01 pm

    I doubt I like the attorney profession any more than any one else, I`ve been screwed by a couple and missed out on all the foreplay myself, I`ve reached the point of "That`s ENOUGH" as well ! In my case it was a smart-assed town cop who always made fun of my nickname whenever the opportunity for public embarrassment arose. I rated him "No. 1" in front of Labor Day crowds lining the streets. He treated me better after that !

    As for the Casey Anthony case, prosecutors over-charged the crimes and failed to prove "beyond the shadow of a doubt" that she murdered little Kaylee (sp?) I am firmly convinced that Casey and her Parents are guilty of lying AND "cover up of something horrible" ! Exactly what, I don`t know ! Way too much evidence is lacking !

    What I am sure of is, GOD has it sorted out; vengeance is HIS; HE will deal with it one day !

  6. Marshall_Will on July 6th, 2011 7:17 pm

    I predict the entire cast of characters involved in this miscarriage of justice will meet their demise within 3 years. If not sooner. The innocent along w/ the guilty. The good along w/ the EVIL!

    Casey wraps 1988 Ford Tarus ( stolen ) around telephone pole just blocks from where Caylee's body was found. Dad od's on Viagra. ( When they find him it will -not- be terribly 'dignified' ) Mom pulls an "It's all for 'you' Damien" Yer' dank!

    Mr. Hot Shot defense. atty. winds up needing representation himself. Late night/early morning hours combo of alcohol, blow, domination ( asphyxiation! ) a little testicular strangulation ( kicking it David Carridine-style ) mops, rags and bleach are involved…

  7. Marshall_Will on July 6th, 2011 8:04 pm

    SPG,

    I tried to Google it but I recall there were a handful of movies that were jinxed. It was like everyone that played a role -died- within short order. I recall hearing that playing the role of Jesus hasn't panned out real well for actors either?

    It's not difficult to see that playing out.

  8. Marshall_Will on July 6th, 2011 8:07 pm

    Pfftt, Poltergeist Curse:

    'Poltergeist' (1982)

    They call it the "Poltergeist" curse. In the six years between the release of "Poltergeist" and the release of "Poltergeist III," four principal actors were killed.

    Dominique Dunne was just 22 when she was strangled to death by an abusive boyfriend in

    … more
    1982. Julian Beck died of stomach cancer in 1985. Will Sampson died of kidney failure in 1987. Finally, Heather O'Rourke, the blond child actress who made "They're here!" a national catchphrase, died of septic shock in 1988 at age 12.

    The deaths put a halt on the "Poltergeist" series after its third installment, although it did resurface in a television series on Showtime in the mid-'90s.

  9. Hyperfobea on July 7th, 2011 2:10 pm

    Flaccid forensics notwithstanding, the circumstantial evidence overwhelmingly pointed toward guilt. Baby-slayer mom Casey proved "beyond doubt" to be a perpetual and compulsive liar. Her maintaining her innocence throughout should have been a blazing red light indicator to the morons on the jury.

  10. SignPainterGuy on July 7th, 2011 3:50 pm

    And she was convicted of lying ! Give it time, someone`s mouth will develop diarrhea and new charges will be filed ! Count on it !

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