Some glitterati go out of their way to look like asses:

Supermodel Kate Moss tried to stop military planes bound for Afghanistan from flying over her wedding ceremony and reception, The Sun reported Thursday.

Moss, 37 — who is now honeymooning on a $16 million superyacht — wanted to get married without the drone of jets from the Royal Air Force’s (RAF) Brize Norton base overhead.

She asked chiefs at the base near her Little Faringdon, central England, home to divert or postpone their flights — but was politely refused.

If I was in charge of that air base, not only would RAF planes have continued to fly over her reception, but they would have “accidentally” emptied the on-board latrines while passing overhead.


10 Responses to “Pompous Celebrity Request of the Week”

  1. Dexter_Alarius on July 7th, 2011 2:03 pm

    "…they would have “accidentally” emptied the on-board latrines while passing overhead."

    Tower this is Edgy 25 requesting permission to "adjust gross weight", over.

  2. SignPainterGuy on July 7th, 2011 3:18 pm

    "adjust gross weight"…..ha ha ha !

    The military base obviously can`t move and isn`t about to alter schedules just because some self-important celeb. is having a get-together nearby. Katie has the use of a $17M superyacht – that IS mobile – why not have the wedding on the superyacht in a beautiful, quiet location, drop off the guests afterwards and sail off to honeymoon bliss ?! Won`t 1,700 of her closest friends and family fit on a $17M superyacht ?

  3. Adam on July 7th, 2011 3:39 pm

    Perhaps they could have "buzzed the tower" during the ceremony and really made one hell of a noise.

  4. Marshall_Will on July 7th, 2011 3:52 pm

    "Supermodel Kate Moss tried to"

    FORMER 'super' model ( who's 'career' primarily centered on going in and out of re-hab ) wants her 15 mins. back.

    And so far as Superyachts go, $17 mil. is a dingy. Let alone "the use of" for photo ops? Why do people like this even GET married? Turds away skipper!

  5. Granny55 on July 7th, 2011 4:03 pm

    I think it is hysterical when one of these moonbats think they are so important that they can shut down an airbase for a party. Snooty skank!!!

  6. Dexter_Alarius on July 7th, 2011 4:30 pm

    Dear Kate,
    That "drone of jets" is the Sound of Freedom, biotch!
    I love the smell of JP8 in the morning.

  7. SignPainterGuy on July 8th, 2011 12:05 am

    The Sun has pics of the yacht in question; 107' long and quite nice looking. No, her wedding guests wouldn`t have fit on it….. But the RAF shouldn`t have any trouble locating all that sleek whiteness for an inconvenient buzz !

  8. Fuzzlenutter on July 8th, 2011 3:27 pm

    God, do I despise these nit-wits…

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