Pompous Celebrity Request of the Week

Some glitterati go out of their way to look like asses:

Supermodel Kate Moss tried to stop military planes bound for Afghanistan from flying over her wedding ceremony and reception, The Sun reported Thursday.

Moss, 37 — who is now honeymooning on a $16 million superyacht — wanted to get married without the drone of jets from the Royal Air Force’s (RAF) Brize Norton base overhead.

She asked chiefs at the base near her Little Faringdon, central England, home to divert or postpone their flights — but was politely refused.

If I was in charge of that air base, not only would RAF planes have continued to fly over her reception, but they would have “accidentally” emptied the on-board latrines while passing overhead.

Author: Doug Powers

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