Mayor Bloomberg has muscled his way into officiating one of the first gay weddings in New York:

New York City Michael Bloomberg will officiate his chief policy adviser’s wedding on July 24, the first day gays can marry in the state.

The New York Times reports that this week, Bloomberg called John Feinblatt, who works for the mayor at City Hall, and invited him for coffee in the office kitchen. Bloomberg said he wasn’t sure if Feinblatt and is partner, Commissioner for Consumer Affairs Jonathan Mintz, planned to get married. But if they did, and if they needed somebody to marry them, the mayor would “really love to.”

“The mayor and John popped the question,” Mintz told the Times.

Yep, Bloomberg popped the big question: “There’s not going to be any trans fatty foods or smoking allowed at the reception is there?”

I think Bloomie’s just looking for an excuse to wear this outfit again:



5 Responses to “NY Mayor Bloomberg to Officiate Gay Wedding”

  1. Hyperfobea on July 8th, 2011 2:00 pm

    On the first read it almost looked like the makings of a polygamous gay marriage. Seems inevitable then (considering Bloomberg anyway) that interspecies marriage will be right around the corner for all of the other perverts (a.k.a. zoophiles).

  2. Marshall_Will on July 8th, 2011 5:35 pm

    The Prog Agenda Never Sleeps: Part 99,317!

    We're in 3 Wars, our ECONOMY is on the brink of collapse, our Space Program is.., well no longer a program, good, decent Americans are out of work BUT…!

    We have TIME to piddle around w/ ghey marriage. Give me a break. And doesn't it show just how -insulated- the Gay Community is from the broader anguish the rest of us are suffering under?

    School systems collapsing under their own administrative and pension obligation weight. No problem! Job market sucks? They're always hiring baristas! They're TEFLON already. But they just want "all the things any normal couple would have"? Way ta' go Bloomie!

  3. Granny55 on July 8th, 2011 6:06 pm

    Hey Marsh – I agree the gheys are not feeling the same pinch we are. Perhaps we are in the wrong type of employment. We all need to go back to school and become interior designers.

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