Dueling Headlines, FLOTUS Edition

As seen on the same day…

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But this isn’t “do as I say, not as I do” hypocrisy. Why? Because, as Al Gore might say, a “consensus of nutritionists” say it isn’t:

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ShackBurgers are healthy to eat now? Cool! Make room on the USDA Dinner Plate.

By the way, Michelle Obama is the first “public figure” to be on the cover of Better Homes in 48 years, so if you thought the media wouldn’t be doing their best to prop up the Obamas in ’12 as energetically as they did in ’08, think again.